Paging DCarver ...Don Carver to the white courtesy phone please.

RenoJohn · Jul 16, 2009

Mr. Carver,

I'm planning get a quick ride in tomorrow -returning to Reno Sat (not late).

If you've got a village in mind -where we could meet up Friday night and remodel it top-to-bottom

-that would be some good fun and it would be good to see you. Ideally a village with no LEO presence. Yes, I've got a thrist in the works and you and me got some catching up to do.

Ignacio · Jul 16, 2009

If only this forum had some feature where you could send a message personally to one person.....

Fairlaner · Jul 16, 2009

R

user 213 · Jul 16, 2009

Ignacio said:
If only this forum had some feature where you could send a message personally to one person.....

Think of it as a cry for help.......... or intervention.

Ignacio · Jul 16, 2009

OCfjr said:
Think of it as a cry for help.......... or intervention.

Seeing as how he has video of me floating around in my underwear....I'll add this thread onto what is an increasingly complex and nuanced relationship between us...for which I suspect John has a non-nuanced and quite blunt alternative description for...perhaps describing me as the inside of a balloon knot.

RenoJohn · Jul 16, 2009

Ya, person2person contact ...that is old skewl. Way too secretive. Kinda like those people who whisper in the movie theater and you can't hear what they're saying. So very rude.

Carver:

I've identified the spot. No LEO presence, for many many many miles.

I know the territory so I can keep us from falling in any of the hot springs and boiling to death ...Uhh, well except for a couple that I don't know about

--and as a bonus: natural mind altering minerals in abudent supply. Did I tell you about the inhabitants of this place? learn for yourself soon enough . ...but here is the mayor:

SkooterG already knows where I'm talking about. so does OCfjr.

throw this in your decoder ring carver

37.7549309; -117.6348148

......and I'll see you Friday night

user 213 · Jul 16, 2009

That's the place that wasn't open when we were at the cross roads, isn't it? Just watch out for the FedX trucks!

Ignacio · Jul 16, 2009

OCfjr said:
That's the place that wasn't open when we were at the cross roads, isn't it? Just watch out for the FedX trucks!

I think I got that. Very dry Mr. Darkside.

user 213 · Jul 16, 2009

Don't you be dissing Wilson.

The prime traffic in and out of the S***** P*** tends to be UPS and FedX trucks. We saw three that same day, with two passing each other on the way in/out. For such a tiny, out of the way spot, it seemed a little out of place to be getting so much delivery action.

Fairlaner · Jul 16, 2009

Dude do they even have electricity there?????

Looks like a hole in the wall.

R

RenoJohn · Jul 16, 2009

Ignacio said:
OCfjr said:

Think of it as a cry for help.......... or intervention.

Click to expand...

Seeing as how he has video of me floating around in my underwear....I'll add this thread onto what is an increasingly complex and nuanced relationship between us...for which I suspect John has a non-nuanced and quite blunt alternative description for...perhaps describing me as the inside of a balloon knot.

LOL, well said.

Fairlaner said:
Dude do they even have electricity there?????R

Minimal, only electricity is what gets shipped in by UPS/Fed-Ex

Hit the Road Jack · Jul 16, 2009

RenoJohn said:
If you've got a village in mind -where we could meet up Friday night and remodel it top-to-bottom-that would be some good fun and it would be good to see you. Ideally a village with no LEO presence. Yes, I've got a thrist in the works and you and me got some catching up to do.

Ah ha! I now know why they're called Village People. Just sayin'!

FJRBluesman · Jul 16, 2009

Ignacio said:
Seeing as how he has video of me floating around in my underwear....I'll add this thread onto what is an increasingly complex and nuanced relationship between us...for which I suspect John has a non-nuanced and quite blunt alternative description for...perhaps describing me as the inside of a balloon knot.

TMI We don't want to know anymore thank you. :dribble:

dcarver · Jul 16, 2009

How are RenoJohn and Old Michael alike?

Merely hours before they leave, a post -

'Hey, let's go riding, leaving in 2 hours'.

:****: RJ, you prick.

If I swing this one from work, the next time *I* choose where we meet, and it ain't going to be no pansy Silver Gay City **** either.

More like Death Valley, Furnace Creek, August, at high noon. Today it was only 123 F, but the temps are rising!

Guess I need to call RJ and see what's really up -

LOL

Edit - ahh, good ol' Reno. I travel 450 miles, he does a whoppin 235. :lol:

To a place where there ain't no hotels, beer is probably 8 bucks a can, and, and, and.....

then John-Boy doesn't even answer his phone!

Panman · Jul 17, 2009

Gotta luv these long distance bromaces!

dcarver · Jul 17, 2009

Reno doesn't love me anymore, no replies to my phone calls, no response here. RJ? Times running short, amigo!

RenoJohn · Jul 17, 2009

Don, sorry I missed your initial call --running hard here to wrap up the work-week.

Beer aint 4bucks a can, but be sure to fuel up as no gas in town and nearest fuel is 143 miles away -unless you take the shortcut, which shaves about 3miles off but takes you through open hot springs and that is kinda dicey.

I've orded a few essential supplies and have had them shipped so we will have plenty of pennacillin, nitrus O, balloons, and gummy bears (hope I didn't forget any other essential items).

Goes without saying that you'll be bringing plenty of firearms -remember NV is open carry and when you cross the first cattleguard, I very much suggest you be locked-and-loaded. There are some crazy mo-fo's that will kick your teeth out and face ++ck you at the first sign of weekness.

Correct on no motel, but I've secured us a place to sleep -ain't fancy,

OH, and I'll tell you yet again. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCE Take your boots off, that crazy drunk Larry will cut your toes odd with his bolt cutters -you'll see the jar of toes from his collection behind the bar. Freakin weird, ain'( a person in town with all their toes thanks to Larry. -he even cut his own toes off.

This is gunna be some good fun -

....John

user 213 · Jul 17, 2009

RenoJohn said:
Correct on no motel, but I've secured us a place to sleep -ain't fancy,

Oh christ, Don, you've been set up with one of the local breeder *****! Don't take your boots off indeed, and bring some of those condoms by Rubbermaid®. :dribble:

Old Michael · Jul 17, 2009

OCfjr said:
RenoJohn said:

Correct on no motel, but I've secured us a place to sleep -ain't fancy,

Click to expand...

Oh christ, Don, you've been set up with one of the local breeder *****! Don't take your boots off indeed, and bring some of those condoms by Rubbermaid®. :dribble:

Paging DCarver ...Don Carver to the white courtesy phone please.

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