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DIALOGUE BETWEEN A SOCIAL WORKER

LADY




INTERVIEWER WITH A SENIOR MALE BEER DRINKER:


Lady Interviewer: Do you drink every day?



Man: Yes.



Lady Interviewer: How much a day?



Man: Around 3 six-packs starting at noon.



Lady Interviewer: How much does a 6-pack cost?



Man: Roughly $10.00 at a deli.



Lady Interviewer: And how long have you been drinking like that?



Man: 15 years.



Lady Interviewer: So with a six-pack costing $10.00, and you consuming




3 six-packs a day, you are spending roughly $900 each month. In one year,




you would then be spending $10,800, correct?



Man: Correct.



Lady Interviewer: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 on beer, not accounting for


inflation, 15 years puts your spending roughly $162,000; correct?



Man: Correct.



Lady Interviewer: Did it ever occur to you that if you did not drink for the




last 15 years, you could have bought a Ferrari?



Man: Do you drink?




Lady Interviewer: No.

Man: So where's your Ferrari?
 
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Nice!!
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I agree, nice!

Besides, according to the oft quoted (perhaps urban) legend, one of our most highly revered founding fathers, Benjamin Franklin said:

"Beer is proof that God loves us, and wants us to be happy."

Yes, that may be a readers digest version, and this quote is a point of controversy between vinophiles and cerevisiaes, since it seems that Benji also may have used that (or a similar) quote to describe the fruit of the vine product on one of his forays into the land of Bordeaux and Chardonnays. But what does one expect? I mean he was an ambassador fer Chissakes. Of course he is going to extol the virtues of la Provence's products over those dirt Brits across the channel.

But... beer is good food (unless you are on the "wheat belly" diet apparently) and makes me feel funny in a good way, can't be argued.

 
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My wife would see this joke and all she would be thinking about is the $162,000. I could have spent on her and the family.

Note to self, do not encourage wifey to scan FJRForum. :D

 
My wife would see this joke and all she would be thinking about is the $162,000. I could have spent on her and the family.
Note to self, do not encourage wifey to scan FJRForum.
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Yeah right, Mark.

When was the last time you drank 3 sixers? College? High school? I think you are pro'lly safe.
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I know I get bloated these days after about 4-5 brewskis.

But I'm a thinking guy, so that's why I switched to bourbon and gin. More buzz, less filling.
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Hmmm... I wonder if one of the bourbon companies would use that in an ad campaign?

Yeah, me neither.

 
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Sure thing.

Ever figure out what you've paid for toilet for paper over your life time?

Didn't think so.
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Sure thing.Ever figure out what you've paid for toilet for paper over your life time?

Didn't think so.
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You use toilet paper? I thought that was what your left hand was for.

(you do know that that was the origin of the custom of shaking hands with the right hand, right?)

 
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You use toilet paper? I thought that was what your left hand was for.(you do know that that was the origin of the custom of shaking hands with the right hand, right?)
That was stressed when I was stationed in Turkey. Saw plenty of the old-timey Turkish toilets over there--no seat, just pads for the feet. And no paper, just a faucet. Never forced to that extreme, though, thank god.

What was this thread about again? Oh yeh, beer. Good joke, Ty.

 

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