Redfish Hunter
Gone Fishing
dcarver began suffering from excruciating headaches. Over time the frequency and the intensity increased to the point that he found himself unable to function due to the pain. He consulted doctor after doctor. He had MRI and CAT scans done, he talked to specialists, all to no avail.
Finally, after a brutal series of tests, his doctor claimed to have the cure. dcarver was informed that the blood flow through his scrotum was restricted badly. The doctor claimed that the only solution to cure the migraines was castration.
Castration! Oh NO! Is there any alternative? Finally due to the insufferable pain, dcarver relented and the surgery was done.
Much to dcarver's relief, the castration worked. No more headaches. None. He also found that he had more disposable income due to not having to deal with the dating scene. He was actually pain free and happy for the first time in years.
Carver was asked to stand in a wedding for a friend, and he had to rent a tuxedo. Upon entering the shop, the salesman said to him, "Ah, yes. A 42 regular in the jacket I see."
Carver was impressed, and told him so.
"That is easy, I have been doing this for over 30 years now, there is no one I cannot fit. I see you wear 38 waist, 32 length pants."
Carver was really impressed now.
"Size 9 shoe."
Carver is grinning from ear to ear.
"And you might want to buy a set of our silk boxers, size large," the salesman said.
"Oh now you've slipped," said dcarver. "I wear briefs, size medium," dcarver said triumphantly.
"Oh no, that will not do," said the salesman. "If you do that you will suffer from excruciating headaches."
Finally, after a brutal series of tests, his doctor claimed to have the cure. dcarver was informed that the blood flow through his scrotum was restricted badly. The doctor claimed that the only solution to cure the migraines was castration.
Castration! Oh NO! Is there any alternative? Finally due to the insufferable pain, dcarver relented and the surgery was done.
Much to dcarver's relief, the castration worked. No more headaches. None. He also found that he had more disposable income due to not having to deal with the dating scene. He was actually pain free and happy for the first time in years.
Carver was asked to stand in a wedding for a friend, and he had to rent a tuxedo. Upon entering the shop, the salesman said to him, "Ah, yes. A 42 regular in the jacket I see."
Carver was impressed, and told him so.
"That is easy, I have been doing this for over 30 years now, there is no one I cannot fit. I see you wear 38 waist, 32 length pants."
Carver was really impressed now.
"Size 9 shoe."
Carver is grinning from ear to ear.
"And you might want to buy a set of our silk boxers, size large," the salesman said.
"Oh now you've slipped," said dcarver. "I wear briefs, size medium," dcarver said triumphantly.
"Oh no, that will not do," said the salesman. "If you do that you will suffer from excruciating headaches."
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