Generic offensive joke !

SCOTTIE · Nov 27, 2014

I told this joke to an (insert favorite ethnicity here).

How do you make an (insert favorite ethnicity here) laugh tomorrow? Tell him a joke today.

He replied "I don't find that funny!!" To which I replied "You will tomorrow!!"

beemerdons · Nov 27, 2014

SCOTTIE said:
I told this joke to an (insert favorite ethnicity here).
How do you make an (insert favorite ethnicity here) laugh tomorrow? Tell him a joke today.

He replied "I don't find that funny!!" To which I replied "You will tomorrow!!"

+1, Gunny; perfect timing SCOTTIE, I am "gifting" mcatrophy with this one! JSNS, Aye! https://www.fjrforum.com/forum//index.php/topic/161121-irish-research/page-2?do=findComment&comment=1195616

Surly · Nov 27, 2014

I don't get it.???

beemerdons · Nov 27, 2014

Surly said:
I don't get it.???

Here you go Surly, I did an OZ translation:

I told this joke to a Kiwi.

How do you make a Kiwi laugh tomorrow? Tell him a joke today.

He replied "I don't find that funny!!" To which I replied "You will tomorrow!!"

Surly · Nov 27, 2014

That is a telegram joke, you laugh when you get it.

(I did all along)

PhilJet09 · Nov 28, 2014

Good thing I read this yesterday, because I needed a laugh today.

Top_Speed1 · Nov 28, 2014

Since you posted this yesterday, I got it.

Tanks

BakerBoy · Nov 28, 2014

What if it takes more than a day?!

Old Guy · Nov 28, 2014

Surly said:
That is a telegram joke, you laugh when you get it.

(I did all along)

Oh, nicely played

I gotta try to remember that line.

SCOTTIE · Nov 28, 2014

It's a sad person that can't laugh at themselves so since I am Scottish here's some of my favorites

1. Did you know that copper wire was invented by 2 Scotsmen fighting over a penny?

2. Why does a British 50p coin have 7 sides? So you can use a wrench to remove it from a Scotsman's hand.

3. Why is Scottish National Dress a kilt? Sheep can hear a zipper at 200 yards.

RadioHowie · Nov 28, 2014

Racist!!!!!!!!!!

TomInPA · Nov 28, 2014

RadioHowie said:
Racist!!!!!!!!!!

Hey Howie, I could use another shot of your legs to take the tension out of the holiday.

RadioHowie · Nov 28, 2014

HotRodZilla · Nov 28, 2014

Well Howie, if you had legs like that, or even knew someone that has kegs like that, you'd be way more popular. WAY more popular!!

Oh yeah, and way less ugly!!

beemerdons · Nov 29, 2014

HotRodZilla said:
Well Howie, if you had legs like that, or even knew someone that has kegs like that, you'd be way more popular. WAY more popular!!
Oh yeah, and a thousand ways less ugly!!

Fixed.

Pterodactyl · Nov 29, 2014

So here's a generic offensive religious joke.

How do you keep a member of (insert favorite religion here) from drinking all your booze at a party?

Invite two members of (insert favorite religion here) to the party.

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