I found this on the internet today and first thought of Johnny80's, then his new cousin Beemerdons.
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beemerdons
Certifiable Old Fart
Thanks FJRBluesman! You know John, I think it's time that we formed our own Motorcycle Club called "Los Robustos M/C"!
We could have colors just like the Hells Angels, Banditos, Vagos, Hessians and the other one percenter outlaw biker clubs!
Just like the Red and White, we'd have denim vests with 1% patches on the front and the number 13: Letter M for menudo!
On the back the white top rocker would read "Los Robustos M/C". In the center, instead of winged death's head, we'd have two items crossing each other: A carne asada burrito and a bottle of Negra Modelo cerveza, over a bowl of cheese nachos!
The 1st bottom rocker, also in white with red lettering, would read: "RIDE TO EAT!" Next rocker would read: "EAT TO RIDE!"
Just like the HA, we would have a Sergeant at Arms. I would take that position. My job is to make sure everybody cleans their plate. We will also need a National President, like Sonny Barger of the Hell's Angels. johnny80s: You are "The Man!"
We'll be very selective of our members! We want guys that look like you, me, FJRay, Travis, madmike2 and all of the rest.
If we can get Niehart to eat three more pies a week, he'll be a shoo in for membership. Warchild would be our poster boy!
Other members at the threshold, but requiring more calorie ingestion before applying are: Old Michael, RenoJohn and dcarver! Skinny ******* like SkooterG, Chief Stinky Pants and others need not even apply. ShinyPartsUp is an automatic!
Our mission would be to ride our motorcycles like "Sons of Anarchy" no matter what the marque, but our mission instead of running guns and contraband, would be to devastate restaurants. We walk in and buffet tables are wiped out in 5 minutes.
My bro johnny80s, we'll discuss this over our 2nd helping of apple pie and ice cream in Julian. "M/C Brothers at the Trough!"
beemerdons
Certifiable Old Fart
Oh, and Khunajawdge-Jorge, will be getting the 3rd membership card as one of The Founding Fathers of "Los Robustos M/C!"
johnny80s
Turtle Gears
I am in Don. I will work on the art work. I have been wanting to start a MC club and we are gonna do this now!
This was laugh out loud funny by the way. But I am serious I will get someone to do the art work and we will star our club.
This was laugh out loud funny by the way. But I am serious I will get someone to do the art work and we will star our club.
Niehart
Pie Smuggler
Pies, did somebody say, Pies. AuburnFJR's wife would have to be a associate member because her pies are to die for...
johnny80s
Turtle Gears
If you send one to El Presidente Johnny I will let you know about her membership. The Sargent at arms will need one too.
Dr. Rich
Arrested Development
I think that I am going to have to join along with Hycle... We ride to eat!... Old Michael can join because of his special needs background. He needs to be needed!
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johnny80s
Turtle Gears
To officially join the club you have to have a sit down with me and Don and show us what you can eat.
Don we need to schedule a ride to Amarillo once a year for our probies. Everyone orders the 72 ouncer and you better finish it or impress the hell out of us to join the club. If you don't ride or you don't eat you don't get in.
Now since we need chicks in our club none of them are gonna want to sleep with old fat dudes then they will have to cook their way into the club.
You with me on this Don?
Don we need to schedule a ride to Amarillo once a year for our probies. Everyone orders the 72 ouncer and you better finish it or impress the hell out of us to join the club. If you don't ride or you don't eat you don't get in.
Now since we need chicks in our club none of them are gonna want to sleep with old fat dudes then they will have to cook their way into the club.
You with me on this Don?
beemerdons
Certifiable Old Fart
Dave, you and I are both Army veterans and we know the Cardinal Rule that rank has its privilege. I placed a phone call to johnny80s in Fallbrook, CA; but I know that he'll trust my command decision on this one: You're now a "Los Robustos M/C"!
Since you've endorsed AuburnFJR's wife, and most importantly, she can prepare pies to die for: She's also a club member!!!
But, AuburnFJR himself will have to briefly be a "probie". Like LRP's - Long Range Patrol and Green Berets: He must qualify!
beemerdons
Certifiable Old Fart
Dr. Rich: You and Hycle have proven yourselves to me you two are indeed Los Robustos M/C material: You bros both are in!
In regards to Old Michael, he is really at the threshold of admittance. However, also being of his cultural and racial profile: I know full well Old Irish are just like Mexican mujeres (women). The older they get the more kilos they pack on: OM is in!!!
Dr. Rich
Arrested Development
Thanks for admittance....I would be careful when I use the term kilos around Mr. High Times... He will go up in smoke again!
[SIZE=14pt]OMG - I've created a monster![/SIZE] :dribble:
Go for it guys. The trophies or ride pins will be avacados from John's place. You must consume them.
Maybe someone would start a low cal spin off group, maybe fairlaner. :lol:
You guys are cracking me up. Keep it goin'.
Oh and the motto "eat safe".
Go for it guys. The trophies or ride pins will be avacados from John's place. You must consume them.
Maybe someone would start a low cal spin off group, maybe fairlaner. :lol:
You guys are cracking me up. Keep it goin'.
Oh and the motto "eat safe".
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black cherry
Well-known member
[SIZE=14pt]OMG - I've created a monster![/SIZE] :dribble:
Go for it guys. The trophies or ride pins will be avacados from John's place. You must consume them.
Maybe someone would start a low cal spin off group, maybe fairlaner. :lol:
You guys are cracking me up. Keep it goin'.
Oh and the motto "eat safe".
This is awesome! I wish I lived closer.
I've got a slogan for you: Just say dough!
Silver Penguin
Silver Penguin
Are we talking the same Fairlaner here? I've never thought of him as a low cal kinda guy. Burgers, fries, fish and chips, So Co with REGULAR (not diet) coke. No fruit. No veggies. Have I been mistaken all along?
Neil San Diego
One of "...those guys..."
johnny80s
Turtle Gears
That has to go on a patch on the vest.
beemerdons
Certifiable Old Fart
Dear FJRBluesman and Silver Penguin: johnny80s and I were on the phone last night and we discussed a number of "Los Robustos" club formation issues. Topic of Fairlaner heading up a Southern California Chapter of Los Robustos was an item.
We're taking this under consideration, but we do have some misgivings. 1) We acknowledge he does consume burgers, fish and chips, etceteras.... We also recognize he eats no fruit and no vegetables. This is a prized trait in all Los Robustos M/C!!
The stumbling block in selecting Richard as Los Robustos SoCal El Jefe is this matter of holding off on lunch until 1400 hours!
2) This may be the final deterrent keeping National President Juan and Sergeant at Arms Chuy Medina "El Burrito Ballerina" from moving 'R' to the Highest Rank in Los Robustos SoCal: He does not eat Mexican food! It actually hurt me to write that sentence, I have eaten Mexican food every single day of my life except for the two years I spent overseas in the US Army!!!
No food on the face of the planet is more fattening, greasier, muy delicioso and containing calories like La Comida Mexicana.
Mexican food is our Lord's, the Aztecs and the Spaniards gift to the World: "El Rey del Mundo!" Southern California is truly blessed with some of the finest Mexican food restaurants that exist, as does Phoenix. And Fairlaner doesn't eat this bounty!!
We're taking this under consideration, but we do have some misgivings. 1) We acknowledge he does consume burgers, fish and chips, etceteras.... We also recognize he eats no fruit and no vegetables. This is a prized trait in all Los Robustos M/C!!
The stumbling block in selecting Richard as Los Robustos SoCal El Jefe is this matter of holding off on lunch until 1400 hours!
2) This may be the final deterrent keeping National President Juan and Sergeant at Arms Chuy Medina "El Burrito Ballerina" from moving 'R' to the Highest Rank in Los Robustos SoCal: He does not eat Mexican food! It actually hurt me to write that sentence, I have eaten Mexican food every single day of my life except for the two years I spent overseas in the US Army!!!
No food on the face of the planet is more fattening, greasier, muy delicioso and containing calories like La Comida Mexicana.
Mexican food is our Lord's, the Aztecs and the Spaniards gift to the World: "El Rey del Mundo!" Southern California is truly blessed with some of the finest Mexican food restaurants that exist, as does Phoenix. And Fairlaner doesn't eat this bounty!!
FJRay
Well-known member
At last something I can do well. EAT. I am a bit to far north but I can post eating reports and pictures. :yahoo:
johnny80s
Turtle Gears
Yeah I am not sure about him. We could make him an anti-member and he could be the our arch nemesis.
El Rechoncho
El Rechoncho
