An Irishman and a Mormon go onto a plane...

Tyler said:

A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London . After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.

He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely ***** by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my Godly lips."

The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too. I didn't know we had a choice."

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Tyler said:

A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London . After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.

He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely ***** by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my Godly lips."

The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too. I didn't know we had a choice."

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beemerdons said:

Tyler said:

A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London . After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.

He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely ***** by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my Godly lips."

The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too. I didn't know we had a choice."

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Hey now Mademoiselle Tyler, OM-SPU-Chuy resemble that remark!!!

Since I live smack dab in the heart of Mormon Country: Do you now how a Mormon gets a case of amnesia? When he sees another Mormon in the Mesa, Arizona liquor store!

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rushes said:

I'm callin ********....He'd never hand back his drink....

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dcarver said:

wow
ready for some wimmen in the kitchen jokes? :rofl:

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AuburnFJR said:

rushes said:

I'm callin ********....He'd never hand back his drink....

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My thoughts too

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beemerdons said:

AuburnFJR said:

rushes said:

I'm callin ********....He'd never hand back his drink....

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My thoughts too

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AuburnFJR and rushes: I swigged down half the drink before I handed back the glass to the stewardess. You know the definition of a Queer Irishman, don't you: A Queer Irishman is one that prefers women over whiskey; ay lad, that is indeed queer!

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ShinyPartsUp said:

beemerdons said:

AuburnFJR said:

rushes said:

I'm callin ********....He'd never hand back his drink....

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My thoughts too

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AuburnFJR and rushes: I swigged down half the drink before I handed back the glass to the stewardess. You know the definition of a Queer Irishman, don't you: A Queer Irishman is one that prefers women over whiskey; ay lad, that is indeed queer!

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You me boyos, have it wrong. As the nice lady to hold your drink as you give her the gift of ************. Then ask for the drink back...

Done correctly, not a drop of liquid heaven will be spilled.

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beemerdons said:

Since I live smack dab in the heart of Mormon Country:

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FjrVfr said:

beemerdons said:

Since I live smack dab in the heart of Mormon Country:

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Hmmm... I thought sure I was at ground zero.

You know why you never take just one Mormon camping with you, don't ya?

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FjrVfr said:

If you take just one, he'll drink all your beer and smoke all your cigarettes. You gotta bring at least two.

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