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  1. Ari Rankum

    I'm Not Dead

    Yep, unreliable effer, he. Peace out, guys and gals.
  2. Ari Rankum

    I'm Not Dead

    's up, Mofos? Riding a Duc and a Ninja now, mostly, plus, kill me now, GF's Harleys (for warranty repair, of course). I still have the '06, but I don't ride it much anymore. Peas.
  3. Ari Rankum

    Hey, It's Friday

    Ooh. I scored a minus one on this topic. When did the FJRForum die? Don't tell me. I know damn well when it died. Long live the FJRForum. Lament the motards. I won't. Some thimble dik (sorry, Don) mofo is going to give me a minus 1 instead of effing manning up as himself and taking...
  4. Ari Rankum

    2011 Gathering of the Clans

    Hey! Nice write up, Don. Looks like a kick in the pants.
  5. Ari Rankum

    Hey, It's Friday

    Don't read the damn message. It's all in the subject. Point me to the damn dogpile already. Sheesh.
  6. Ari Rankum

    Future FJR Owner

    If there is a downside to living in an era where virtually every household has multiple machines that exceed the capabilities of the original Cray supercomputer, the Cray I, it's that my first instinct was to believe that this video was faked. I had to watch it a couple times before I believed...
  7. Ari Rankum

    Caption this HIghlander Pix

    No, seriously, it's better than ****-Tex. I've been peeing for five minutes, and look, not a drop.
  8. Ari Rankum

    Little PA jaunt

    Centralia is DEF worth the trip. Just be careful up there. Feejer in Centralia
  9. Ari Rankum

    First Good Ride and First Bad Occurance

    Sorry about the crunch. And I agree with another poster - I've seen some shots of Garauld's work - looks good. You could also search through some of Madmike2's posts. He's done some great work with bedliner. His bags look really slick, and I'd guess it cost him about 10 bucks to do. His is...
  10. Ari Rankum

    Code 30!

    Hey! Cool Chick! First words: you okay? Then, Woooo!. Good deal. You average everything out, you're doing fine. Just sayin. (Cool chicks are a lot harder to find than Feejers)
  11. Ari Rankum

    Stupid Oil Change question

    Stop copying off of Skooter - he flips his bikes over all the time - been doing it for years.
  12. Ari Rankum

    Maryland Recall Service

    Jessica is great. She stands behind what she does 101%. Unfortunately, IMO, even if if Jessica is giving 150%, 7 days a week, she can't overcome the hamfisted stuff going on behind her counter. Caveat - all my experience ends after 2007, when I refused to go back. Things may have improved...
  13. Ari Rankum

    Can you see me now?

    For the love of all that is holy, please DO NOT share this technology with Iggy. He'll just use it to **** up his bike some more. PS - Nice work. Kisses and stuff.
  14. Ari Rankum

    A Little Life Bleeds Out When....

    ...you get a call from HR concerning your new life insurance beneficiary declaration that features 3 primary beneficiaries that goes like this: HR: "Who gets 34?" Mio: "Excuse me?" HR: "Who gets the 34?" Mio: "What 34?" HR: "It has to add to 100. You have 3 beneficiaries on your life...
  15. Ari Rankum

    Maryland Recall Service

    I have yet to find a Maryland dealer I would recommend for service. Places I've tried that haven't made the list: Ellicott City Motorsports, Heyser Cycle, Pete's Cycle, Cycle World. That's about all I am willing to say here lest I run afoul of the Forum rules about dealer bashing outside the...
  16. Ari Rankum

    Texting, top heavy FJR and Pain

    The courts have long held that law enforcement do not need a warrant to get "tower data" from the telecommunications companies. They can merely ask for it and get it. Tower data includes the records of which phones are in the proximity of which towers and whether they are involved in a call...
  17. Ari Rankum

    Texting, top heavy FJR and Pain

    GRRRRRRRR. Makes my blood boil. I've had cell phone-using SOBs fully in my lane coming around a blind corner on a piece of two lane who seem to feel their phone conversation/text is more important than possibly killing me. Tell you what, my ghost is going to STOMP THE **** OUT OF the cell...
  18. Ari Rankum

    How do you keep your helmet fresh?

    TA DA (You're welcome) I am on board with the new, gentler FJRForum. Just Sayin'.
  19. Ari Rankum

    A BMW that I would definitely own!

    Rhody (or anyone else who rides an S1000RR on the street), I'd be interested in your impressions of this bike as a public road bike - you know, likes, dislikes. If you've ridden the bike for more than a couple hundred miles in a day, I'd like to know how that went. Also, any info you may have...
  20. Ari Rankum

    Bad guy who won't give up

    Yeah, um, I could do that on my FJR. The only reason I don't feel like proving it is that backwards slide up against the barrier would gouge my left side bag pretty good.
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