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At breakfast, the man asked his wife, "What would you do if I won the lottery?" She replied, "I'd take half and leave you." "Great," he said. "Here's $6. I won $12 yesterday. Stay in touch."...

Who is Jack Schitt? For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe...

I bet the officer forgot to switch from kilometers to mph on the speedometer.

The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers. "We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife", said one of the troopers. "Tell me! Did you find her?",Wilkens exclaimed. The...

A young woman went to her doctor afraid of the strange development on the inside of her thighs . . a green spot on the inside of each. "They won't wash off, they won't scrape off and they seem to be getting worse." The doctor assured her he'd get to the bottom of the problem, and told her not...

Dangerous riding anymore. I avoid freeways at all costs

Motorcyclist hurts snowflakes feelings (loud exhausts saves lives) https://video.dailymail.co.uk/video/mol/2017/06/22/2023907916319967019/640x360_MP4_2023907916319967019.mp4

An apparent road-rage crash involving a motorcyclist and the driver of a sedan was captured on cellphone video Wednesday morning on the 14 Freeway in Santa Clarita https://ktla.com/2017/06/21/apparent-road-rage-crash-in-santa-clarita-captured-on-cell-phone-video/

I'll try again. Hopefully this isn't a re-post ____________________________________ An ole boy who lived in Georgia went with his wife to the hospital so she could deliver their baby. After a couple of hours, the nurse came out and said, "Congratulations, your wife had quintuplets. You 5 big...

I'm a possible for this ride. Are you solo or 2-up on this ride?

Can an ex-FJR rider join you?

Great video GUY MARTIN vs MICHAEL DUNLOP @ 200mph! PURE ADRENALINE! On Bike POV Lap! Isle of Man TT RACES

Red Skelton’s 13 Rules For A Perfect Marriage: 1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays; I go on Fridays. 2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California, and mine is in Texas. 3. I take my wife...

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to...

The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in another race and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S *** OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the...

I did a little research on the groups past rides and there's a pattern of bikes breaking down and requiring a tow truck.. In fact two Harley's including the leaders in the last four group rides required tow trucks.. unusual My last few dirt bikes were loud (still legal for racing) but every...

I learned my lesson. I'm glad the wife stayed home so I could check out the group. The last group ride I was on was led by MadMike..Made the mistake of assuming all group rides were similar ..Great rides and clean air with the FJR riders. Solo riding from here on. Thanks for the replies...

I had no choice, new to the group. The leader had a nice quiet, clean burning Harley. I had a Ducati and Can am Spyder behind me. I tried switching to the rear and backing off, could still smell the obnoxious odor. Gave up and did the last 100-miles or so alone. Had a great time in the hills...

There was all three present (unburnt hydrocarbons, aldehydes and ketones)... I was nauseated 30-minutes into the ride. Plus I had enough of the throttles being all on or all off (with backfiring). They were all retired like me, didn’t expect this type of behavior. I use to ride with a few of...