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  1. Clark Kent

    Maybe the FJR ain't God's gift to motorcycles after all

    If you believe everything you see in the movies, 6 guns have 150 rounds per load, The Cathloic church is living a lie. Jesus is a father too, men in blue and red outfits can fly, GI's hit on the battlefield with 20 rounds from a 50 cal. can run the 100 yard dash in under 10 sec. and Harleys...
  2. Clark Kent

    Maybe the FJR ain't God's gift to motorcycles after all

    Your gripe is well received and well taken. Sorry, if it seems I used the photo in the wrong context. And it seems I did, even to me. again sorry. CK :cray: PS From now on your idea of a cartoon is going to be used. :butcher: :dwarf: :axesmiley: Your choice!
  3. Clark Kent

    Maybe the FJR ain't God's gift to motorcycles after all

    How quickly we forget. How about sending your comments to the family of the Englilsh flyer in the photo? Just a thought. Not looking for a thread war. Not looking at the photo doesn't mean that it didn't happen. However, in the pursuit of peace, I will no longer post the photo. But I will...
  4. Clark Kent

    Maybe the FJR ain't God's gift to motorcycles after all

    :angry: Come on now kmkirlin. Do you want to ruin our whole day? Do you want to rain on our parade? Can't you see, were all complainers here (or makeing fun of the complainers) And then here you go, with all this "good dealer, good service, great bike, honest and fair dealer who...
  5. Clark Kent

    insurance: 2006 AE

    $1500.00 a year? Your either rather young (nothing wrong with that) or you have a very poor driving or credit rating) there is something wrong with that. When I think of State Farm Insurance I always get this picture in my mind! CK
  6. Clark Kent

    Maybe the FJR ain't God's gift to motorcycles after all

    Lois says I have too much time on my hands! CK
  7. Clark Kent

    Maybe the FJR ain't God's gift to motorcycles after all

    Shame on you. Lois Lane is pure and wholesome. :friends: She has never had *** with the man of steel. She has never had *** at all. Didn't you ever watch TV in the 50's? Now to tell the truth. I have to watch out for that Jimmy Olsen. I think he is a little light in the loafers. No...
  8. Clark Kent

    Maybe the FJR ain't God's gift to motorcycles after all

    You all know I have an ST1100. I had a Ninja 1100 that vibrated quite a bit. I can't wait to get a Vibrating FJR. I'm going to go out, run it up to 9000rpm, UNZIP and hold it with my right hand. "Let the bike do the work" I can't wait to tell the girls I've got a 600lbs vibrator that...
  9. Clark Kent

    Review of 03 GSXR 1000

    Boy did you leave yourself open for a GREAT comeback on this one. Being the gentleman (of Steel) I will let it pass. :hypocritesmiley: But I do see what they mean about your spelling. It was just TOO good! Sorry. THe rest of you guys, hands off this one. :nono: CK
  10. Clark Kent

    Maybe the FJR ain't God's gift to motorcycles after all

    You have a blue **** to go with your FJR? That's really cool! :clapping:
  11. Clark Kent

    Maybe the FJR ain't God's gift to motorcycles after all

    Yes, your right. But you can't vote! :nono: He is talking about the 06 owners. :ranting2: You are an 05 owner. :hypocritesmiley: You got one of the good ones! :yahoo: As you said above mamayama is listening. Take a look at what complaining got this 06 owner. SO WHEN ARE YOU...
  12. Clark Kent

    DFW to NW Montana road trip

    Correction: The highway is not "Highway to the sky" It is the "Going to the Sun highway" CK
  13. Clark Kent

    DFW to NW Montana road trip

    If your coming to Montana or Wyoming to visit, Great! If your coming with the hope of moving here later, we are all full up. Stay out. No Room at the inn. Overcrowded. No one need apply. Through traffic only. etc, etc, etc. When I moved to Montana 37 years ago, there were more sheep...
  14. Clark Kent

    How's this for a kool custom cruiser?

    Geeeees--------A real "Woody!" :yahoo:
  15. Clark Kent

    "Busa! Gettin It...

    I don't know if I believe the speedo. The white centerline and the driveways were going by very slowly at 200+. Looked more like 75+ in real life and a fake speedo. reading. Guys got balls just to keep the front wheel up that long. Hope he's around long enough to use them! CK
  16. Clark Kent

    DOH!!

    Photos kind of remind me of the girls on Krypton. The further in you go, the tighter it gets!
  17. Clark Kent

    I'm PISSED !!

    Kryptonite, christ, you don't fight fair. AND I don't respect anyone who does fight fair! I give up if I can skip the report. I can give you a one world synopsis----"DON'T". OK, Boss?
  18. Clark Kent

    OK, I'm sold! BUT--05 or 06??

    Boy, do I have a lot to learn! Remember I'm from another planet! My sister is really small where I come from. That is no excuse AND I do apologize to all! Especially to SkooterG. It must have been the kryptonite! CK Never again. AND please don't tell the dealer network to not sell me...
  19. Clark Kent

    I'm PISSED !!

    OK, what is NWS and the warn meter? (Just read #1. Too late, but now I know.) Too deep for a guy with S for brains. And by the way, ever heard the story about living in glass houses and throwing rocks? (not ment to be a personal attach) I'll check the photos you check the language. OK? I...
  20. Clark Kent

    I'm PISSED !!

    Talk about having a problem with falling over! My "BIG" sister has lived with this problem all her life. As a "super" little brother, I have had to hold up her family honor many times. You don't know the burden I have had to carry all my life! Edit by SkooterG: NWS Photo removed. Catch a...
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