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Everything you need for a perfect Super Bowl bash: Beer. You should have a lot of beer, in case the game is hideously boring. Call up your guests and ask what kind they prefer. If they say “light” beer, you should tell them they are no longer invited, because you are NOT going to have light...

Yep. It's been beat on enough. Let's move on........

That is pretty cool. I can just imagine the stuff "some" people would do if they knew how it was done.

Well now, I thought it was when I first woke this morning. Does that count? Oops! Good thing you said "little".

Yeah, right..... That would be a first.....

Dang it. I hate seeing posts like this one. Many prayers headed their way.

Excellent idea. ;)

Happy Birthday Don!! :drinks:

Glad you guys made it home safe. I was hoping for better weather. A big thanks to everyone for contributing. No matter what your part was, you helped make it a success. Bust and I truly enjoyed the weekend and look forward to the next one. :)

Happy Birthday! Hope your day was fantastic. :)

That should've been a book. :lol:

:rofl: Coffee all over the screen...... Thanks for the great laugh so early in the morning!

Heck, I've seen that happen so many times that the last time it was done in my presence, I drew a winking smiley face on it. (I figure it looks so much like the other end both should show a smile. If it wasn't for the anus shaver, I couldn't tell the difference.) :grin:

Listen prick... It was April of 83 which seems more like 280 century's ago. And, why wait for lightning? I'll give ya an extension cord to plug in with the opposite end "conveniently" cut off so you can shove it up your arse. :angry2:

You need to either get out from under her bed or start looking for a lot of support cause I hear she's invited her "larger than life" sister over. I doubt that bed frame is gonna hold up with both of them on there and it's sure to hurt a heck-of-a-lot more than the spark plug did. :lol:

Listen up you SOB, did you honestly think no one would tell me about this post? GAWD! AJ is so right, you are an *****! :angry2: You'd better hope that fat neighbor girl leaves her door unlocked cause you're gonna need a lotta lovin' before the night is over...

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Thank you everyone for the birthday messages. Much appreciated. :) Still amazed that I managed to get him to take me out to dinner. (Yeah, I know. I almost didn't believe it either.) I think there was an ulterior motive in his choice of where we dined. Sat thru dinner with this looking over...

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:clapping: Alli.... Thank you for the beautiful painting. :) Gotta agree with ya Zilla. She did a wonderful job. How she made him look so much better in the painting than in real life is truly a miracle......:laughingsmiley: