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"The Shredder" A young engineer was leaving the office at 3.45 p.m. when he found the Acting CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. "Listen," said the Acting CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary is not here. Can you make...

You're right Checks. In addition to the respiratory assaults due to the ethyl-bethyl-bad-stuff and the actual fire, there are plenty of other real hazards. When we attack car fires we teach our guys to approach from the corners at a 45 degree angle because of the pneumatic cylinders that are in...

That could have left a mark.

Aw, British humor is the best. You gotta get used to it though. When we moved to NZ our Kiwi (mostly ex-Brits, or pommie) friends would drag us along to their houses and play Goon Show records. They'd be screaming and we would just look at one another wondering what the hell they were saying...

Me. I'll join MEM.

Pretty expensive plastic fixes when you drop it in your driveway!

Are you allowed to say "Feminine side" and "listen" in the same sentence??? Kind of a non-sequitur isn't it?

Lasts longer . . .

Of course, Bustanut knows all about this stuff. Clicky

That's great. I like it. :clapping:

YeeeHaaaaw!

Most golfers would like to get a ho' in one but with Tiger its the other way around.

You know you are getting old when you are sitting in a stall and you hear the guy next door and you think to yourself, "Wow, he's got good pressure!"

The Demographics of American Newspapers 1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country. 2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country. 3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the country and who are very good at...

Looks just like one of James Burleigh's commuting trips, without the cool music.

Would that attract dears?

Deer me!

There is also a passport card that is a wallet sized card and can be used to come in from Canada, Mexico and the Bahamas. I don't know if you can apply for both at the same time if you don't currently have a passport but you can get both when you renew a passport. $95 for both. $45 for the card...

Jeeze, I envy you guys. Temp 14 F tonight but up from -16 last night. Have fun and just be glad those sandhills don't eat beans too. 7X

What that town needs is a good boys band.