1st Inaugural Los Robustos M/C Ride - Meet and Eat!

[beemerdons]

Since I curse in Spanish as much as I do in English, I had to look up this pejorative. El Maton del Norte-The Lout of the North.

My brother Rich is of Viking blood. And of course lives in Northern CA. And I got maton as bully or lout.

(He is my hair shirt.)

I'm sure he would want me to thank you, El Jefe Supremo, for giving your blessing to his Robusto tag.

We'll be riding to the Pacific today, and I'll pass on the news.

Hope he doesn't go all weepy on me.

https://oaks.nvg.org/se6ra2.html Old Michael, ask Rich if he has any Norwegian in him. I love the Ole and Lena jokes. UffDa!

This will work for Rich even if he is Swedish, as Ole's best buddy is Sven the Swede; I think Sven is related to Bustanut joker!

 

[Old Michael]

I think Sven is related to Bustanut joker!

Watch out Don. Bust is an early riser, and will come riding in here shortly...

 

[Bustanut joker]

I wonder if we can have elastic bands sewn into the sides of these T-shirts to allow for expansion and possible contraction!

Spandex. :haha:

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

ewwwwwwwww!

I propose a new Los Robustos club rule.

No spandex allowed. I don't ever want to see any of you fat fuckers in spandex. That would cause me to vomit which would be a waste of perfectly good food. That really against the rules.

2nd!

Aye!

Addendum: No tight clothes as defined as being able to see man-****s outlined in detail or "packages" with rolls hanging over. I'd lose my appetite.

I heartily concur, absolutely no chorizo wiener casings on our magnificent bodies; let's keep the "El Mysterio" with loose duds!

So I suppose zilla can't wear this again?

That's some burrito storage locker :lol:

:jester:

 

[Bustanut joker]

I think Sven is related to Bustanut joker!

Watch out Don. Bust is an early riser, and will come riding in here shortly...

Shows what you know sylvia.. That ain't how ya ride a sheep, ya need to get behind 'em

:jester:

 

[Patriot]

Shows what you know sylvia.. That ain't how ya ride a sheep, ya need to get behind 'em :jester:

 

[beemerdons]

I think Sven is related to Bustanut joker!

Watch out Don. Bust is an early riser, and will come riding in here shortly...

Old Michael, is Bust wearing spurs? I don't mind animal ***, I mean HotRodZilla has offered to give me a lady Armadillo from New Mexico for Christmas, but I'm totally against animal cruelty! HRZ's giving SkooterG a boy armadillo for his B-day!

 

[ShinyPartsUp]

I think Sven is related to Bustanut joker!

Watch out Don. Bust is an early riser, and will come riding in here shortly...

I coulda sworn I saw that guy at the Sutherlin, OR kiddy rodeo a couple years back.

Bust -- NOT cool being a ringer in the sheep riding event... :thumbsdownsmileyanim: :nono: :lol2:

 

[DingusKahn]

Old Michael, is Bust wearing spurs? I don't mind animal ***, I mean HotRodZilla has offered to give me a lady Armadillo from New Mexico for Christmas, but I'm totally against animal cruelty! HRZ's giving SkooterG a boy armadillo for his B-day!

Armadillos come from Texas. Us New Mexicans like Roadrunners!

DK

 

[marcusorelius]

Duke & I went up the wall-a-pies to hike around the lodge today. Was a poker run goin on so duke got many more pics taken. Me and my ride'n bud Ken (the v-twin king, 5 v-twins from a virago to a vtx 1800) will ride with ya all on sat when ya get to kingman for the trip up the mountain & the ride to eat in wikieup. ( duke will have to hang out in the yard as he's not welcome in most resturants)

 

[johnny80s]

Hey guys we need to make a name a change here. Manwhore does not like me calling him el Puto. So I talked with him and decided I would change his name. First I was going to call him Nacho. But then after talking with him I found out he has another talent. He is quite a ladies man, hence the name manwhore. So I decided to call him Don Juan.

From this day on Mahwhore will be called Don Juan and if any calls his skinny old *** Puto you have to answer to me. :vava:

 

[ShinyPartsUp]

Hey guys we need to make a name a change here. Manwhore does not like me calling him el Puto. So I talked with him and decided I would change his name. First I was going to call him Nacho. But then after talking with him I found out he has another talent. He is quite a ladies man, hence the name manwhore. So I decided to call him Don Juan.
From this day on Mahwhore will be called Don Juan and if any calls his skinny old *** Puto you have to answer to me. :vava:

OK el puto, I mean el presidente!

 

[HYCLE]

Damn, did I miss out on a shirt? Would love to have a xxl if possible.

If I can get the leaky roof fixed by next week, I will see you for the meet and eat and eat and eat and eat. :yahoo:

 

[beemerdons]

Hey guys we need to make a name a change here. Manwhore does not like me calling him el Puto. So I talked with him and decided I would change his name. First I was going to call him Nacho. But then after talking with him I found out he has another talent. He is quite a ladies man, hence the name manwhore. So I decided to call him Don Juan.
From this day on Mahwhore will be called Don Juan and if any calls his skinny old *** Puto you have to answer to me. :vava:

Let me get this straight: Manwhore, which is El Puto in Espanol, does not want to be called El Puto, which really means manwhore? So he picks your first name and my first name for his handle? I know you Los Californios roll a little bit off from we Arizonans, little freaky-deaky and tutti-frutti, compared to Zonies, but does he have pics of us on his bedroom wall?

 

[Old Michael]

Not to further complicate or derail this very focused thread, but Dr. Rich too has expressed his dissatisfaction

with the name I chose for him.

He says that if y'all don't let him change it, he'll go on a hunger strike.

Los Robustos?

Hunger strike?

Bad press.

 

[beemerdons]

DingusKahn, First armadillo I ever saw in the wilds was in Jal, New Mexico. I had served in the US Army 5/32nd Artillery Battalion with a buddy named Kenny from Jal. He got out of The Big Green Machine before I did and returned to run his parents ranch outside of Jal. Their ranch was thick with armadillos, I laughed my *** at them scurrying around the fields!

When I visited Jal to see Old Kenny I cracked up: That "city" looked like the scenes in the Star Wars Bar; freaky and wild!!!

 

[johnny80s]

Hey guys we need to make a name a change here. Manwhore does not like me calling him el Puto. So I talked with him and decided I would change his name. First I was going to call him Nacho. But then after talking with him I found out he has another talent. He is quite a ladies man, hence the name manwhore. So I decided to call him Don Juan.
From this day on Mahwhore will be called Don Juan and if any calls his skinny old *** Puto you have to answer to me. :vava:

Let me get this straight: Manwhore, which is El Puto in Espanol, does not want to be called El Puto, which really means manwhore? So he picks your first name and my first name for his handle? I know you Los Californios roll a little bit off from we Arizonans, little freaky-deaky and tutti-frutti, compared to Zonies, but does he have pics of us on his bedroom wall?

The guy is quite a ladies man. I would called him Casanova but he just doesn't have any Italian him.

 

[beemerdons]

Damn, did I miss out on a shirt? Would love to have a xxl if possible.
If I can get the leaky roof fixed by next week, I will see you for the meet and eat and eat and eat and eat. :yahoo:

HYCLE: To hell with that roof, it only leaks when it rains!

 

[beemerdons]

Not to further complicate or derail this very focused thread, but Dr. Rich too has expressed his dissatisfactionwith the name I chose for him.

He says that if y'all don't let him change it, he'll go on a hunger strike.

Los Robustos?

Hunger strike?

Bad press.

Tell that Scandinavian I have a joke for him: At a local college, there was a dance. Dr. Rich from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance. While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze, and says, "In America, we call this a hug". She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a hug too." A little later Dr. Rich, he gives her a peck on the cheek, and says, "In America, we call this a kiss". She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a kiss too." Towards the end of the night, and a lot of drinks later, Dr. Rich takes her out on the campus lawn, and proceeds to have *** with her, and says, "In America, we call this a grass sandwich". She says, "Yaah in Sveden, we call it a grass sandwich too, but we usually put more meat in it."

 

[Big-D]

I called the Fiesta Rancho Hotel & Casino a few minutes ago and they still have rooms available for 10/30/2009. I am not sure yet if I can make the Vegas night, but wanted to check just in case. Is there a count of how many are planning on staying the night at the Fiesta Rancho Hotel?

 

[Big-D]

I sent in the order guys.
I will let you know more tomorrow.

What will our shirts look like??