2014 FJR ANNOUNCED!

[SouthernCruizer]

its just been announced... www.2014fjr.org

* 7 speed transmission

* 1787 ccs

* CC will set up to 162 mph

* air conditioned

* EOM tires will be PR 4s

* mandatory synthetic oil changes

* come stock with iridium plugs...150,000 miles between changes

* 27 position adjustable seat, and 88 position adjustable handle bars

* no more valve adjustment, will be solar valves (bike must be in sun for at least 8 hrs per week)

* side stand has been replaced by air bags for parking

* design changed to look more like Moto Guzzi, no more BMW confusion

* Y.E.S. warranty good for 12 years for $69/yr

* USA models to be delivered with primer only, customer responsible for final color choice.

 

[Redfish Hunter]

Uh, you must be confused. Those updates are scheduled for the 2018 model year. Not 2014. I sense frustration.

 

[RadioHowie]

Humor remains undefined and undiscovered for many.

 

[odot]

It's the cruise control.....I'd be pissed off also with a POS skoot that only goes 80 mph.

Loosers.............

 

[HotRodZilla]

Can we close this one yet??

 

[wheatonFJR]

It's the cruise control.....I'd be pissed off also with a POS skoot that only goes 80 mph.

Loosers.............

Only Losers spell loosers...

 

[Auburn]

Does it finally have stock suspension that works?

 

[RadioHowie]

It's the cruise control.....I'd be pissed off also with a POS skoot that only goes 80 mph.

Loosers.............

Only Losers spell loosers...

Unless they're (or their) trying to insult "tighters."

 

[majicmaker]

Humor remains undefined and undiscovered for many.

I agree with you Howie. Humor is an art form. It should never be attempted by amateurs.

 

[SkooterG]

Humor remains undefined and undiscovered for many.

I agree with you Howie. Humor is an art form. It should never be attempted by amateurs.

Here! Here!

Somebody on the bottle?

 

[not2shabby]

I'm holding out for the amphibious feature. Screw buying a boat too!

 

[littlefish]

I'm holding out for the amphibious feature. Screw buying a boat too!

Yeah Baby!!! I'll be trading mine in for sure!

 

[Bustanut joker]

I want an 8 track player an' tilt- telescopic steering...Holly 750 double pumper would be nice..

 

[Intech]

EOM tires? Really? That is cool but what are the others like NERDS, CFO, CFR, WFO, SW-FOG, etc. going to use? Oh. It is the dyslexic version of OEM!

 

[ionbeam]

I'm holding out for the amphibious feature. Screw buying a boat too!

Road test:

[media]

 

[Bustanut joker]

EOM tires? Really? That is cool but what are the others like NERDS, CFO, CFR, WFO, SW-FOG, etc. going to use? Oh. It is the dyslexic version of OEM!

Somebody on the bottle?

 

[SouthernCruizer]

I'm holding out for the amphibious feature. Screw buying a boat too!

Road test:

[media]

Saw that bike on sale in Craigslist....FOR SALE..Honda 150, never ridden in the rain.

 

[SouthernCruizer]

EOM tires? Really? That is cool but what are the others like NERDS, CFO, CFR, WFO, SW-FOG, etc. going to use? Oh. It is the dyslexic version of OEM!

 

[not2shabby]

I'm holding out for the amphibious feature. Screw buying a boat too!

Road test:

[media]

Nah, that's just a bike wash! I want one that floats....and turns into a submarine that can dive 100 meters...with torpedos! Would be nice if it could fly too. I don't think that's too much to ask for!