samamoto
Well-known member
An older couple took a walk. As they were walking the lady says:
- Do you remember these bushes ahead? I think they were here 30 years ago.
- Yes, I do.
- And do you remember the fence behind them?
- Yes, I do.
- An do you remember when we were young and just started to date?
- Yes, I know, this is the place we first made out.
- What would you say if we did it again?
- Like now?
- Yes, now...
So they looked around, went to the bushes, right by the fence, she pulled up her skirt, he took down his pants, and they went to the action. The lady got surprised by how fast and abrupt her already not first age husband was moving. After few minutes they both fell to the ground and as they were both trying to catch some breath she said:
- Darling, 30 years ago you weren't such a bull...
- That's because 30 years ago the fence was not electrified...
- Do you remember these bushes ahead? I think they were here 30 years ago.
- Yes, I do.
- And do you remember the fence behind them?
- Yes, I do.
- An do you remember when we were young and just started to date?
- Yes, I know, this is the place we first made out.
- What would you say if we did it again?
- Like now?
- Yes, now...
So they looked around, went to the bushes, right by the fence, she pulled up her skirt, he took down his pants, and they went to the action. The lady got surprised by how fast and abrupt her already not first age husband was moving. After few minutes they both fell to the ground and as they were both trying to catch some breath she said:
- Darling, 30 years ago you weren't such a bull...
- That's because 30 years ago the fence was not electrified...
