Donal
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Three dead bodies turn up at the morgue, all with big smiles on their faces.
After the autopsy, the coroner informed the police of the results.
The coroner tells the detectives: "First body; An Italian, 60 died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile.
The second body; Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it on whiskey, died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."
The detective asked, "What of the third body?"
"Ah," says the coroner, "This is the most unusual one. Danny Earl, the Irishman, 30, struck by lightning."
"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the policeman.
Says the coroner: "Thought he was having his picture taken..."
After the autopsy, the coroner informed the police of the results.
The coroner tells the detectives: "First body; An Italian, 60 died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile.
The second body; Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it on whiskey, died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."
The detective asked, "What of the third body?"
"Ah," says the coroner, "This is the most unusual one. Danny Earl, the Irishman, 30, struck by lightning."
"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the policeman.
Says the coroner: "Thought he was having his picture taken..."
