A different kind of trip report

[Goodman4]

On our trip back from riding the Blue Ridge Parkway we stopped in a little gas station in Eastern Kentucky. It was raining and in the low 50s so my wife and I were geared up pretty heavy. I asked where the bathroom was and was pointed around the corner. It was a tiny little bathroom for both men and women. There was barely enough room to even turn around. Anyway I finally managed to get to where I could pee and finished up.

When I came out I told my wife it was really small and not very nice, so she said she'd pass since she didn't have to go that bad. I said that was probably for the best since I was pretty sure somebody peed all over the seat.

 

[majicmaker]

 

[Chuck35]

I have watered several natural gorges and assorted historic areas.

 

[garyahouse]

Don't try this at home, folks...

 

[majicmaker]

Don't try this at home, folks...

Yeah! Cause Mama will get pissed, and we don't want Mama to get pissed! )

 

[Goodman4]

I have watered several natural gorges and assorted historic areas.

That reminds me, I stopped at John's Rock overlook on the BRP during that same trip and used a rock as a john as apparently intended.

 

[Riona]

You guys have it easy !!!

 

[wnyfjr]

I saw this on a sign in a Men's room years ago:

"We aim to please. You aim too, please."

 

[RadioHowie]

Different take on the sign you mentioned:

"We aim to please...your aim will help."

 

[HotRodZilla]

Posted on the wall in our restroom at our range:

"If you have trouble hitting your target, please assume a seated position for a more stable shooting platform."

 

[gixxerjasen]

You guys have it easy !!!

Ain't gonna lie, there ARE some advantages. :

 

[kamal]

You guys have it easy !!!

You mean you don't have one of these? https://www.mec.ca/product/5015-087/whiz-freedom-urinating-aid-womens/

 

[Riona]

You guys have it easy !!!

You mean you don't have one of these? https://www.mec.ca/product/5015-087/whiz-freedom-urinating-aid-womens/

No I do not !

Nicole tried one, and didn't have anything good to say about the experience ...

 

[Top_Speed1]

I thought all girls do the 'hover' nowadays?.... like no touchy no feely!

 

[steveoreno]

Another witty bathroom saying, "Gentlemen move closer, it's shorter than you think and ladies please stay seated during the entire performance.'

 

[Bugnatr]

A sign in the bathroom at a BBQ joint in Beatty, Nv. says " please do not throw your butts in the urinal as the same fingers that have to retrieve them puts ice in your drinks!"

 

[steveoreno]

Another sign in the men's room once said, "Please stop putting your cigarette butts in our urinals, all of our crabs are dying of cancer."