feejer222
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Little April is not the best student in Sunday school, usually she
sleeps through the class.
One day the teacher tried to catch little April out to see if she
was
paying attention in class. She called on her while she was napping,
"Tell me, April, who created the Universe?"
When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair
behind her, took a pen and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!"
shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good," and April fell back
asleep.
A while later the teacher asked April, "April, who is our lord and
saviour? ," but, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once
again,
Johnny came to the rescue and poked her again. "Jesus Christ!"
Shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good," and April fell back
asleep.
Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to
Adam after she had their twenty-third child?" and again, Johnny
jabbed her with the pen. This time April jumped up and shouted, "If
you stick that f**king thing in me one more time, i'll break it in
half and stick it up your f**king ar*e!"
The teacher fainted
sleeps through the class.
One day the teacher tried to catch little April out to see if she
was
paying attention in class. She called on her while she was napping,
"Tell me, April, who created the Universe?"
When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair
behind her, took a pen and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!"
shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good," and April fell back
asleep.
A while later the teacher asked April, "April, who is our lord and
saviour? ," but, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once
again,
Johnny came to the rescue and poked her again. "Jesus Christ!"
Shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good," and April fell back
asleep.
Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to
Adam after she had their twenty-third child?" and again, Johnny
jabbed her with the pen. This time April jumped up and shouted, "If
you stick that f**king thing in me one more time, i'll break it in
half and stick it up your f**king ar*e!"
The teacher fainted
