A Grim Warning About Your Next Colonoscopy

[SacramentoMike]

Being nervous, and embarrassed about my up-coming colonoscopy, on a recommendation, I decided to have it done while visiting friends in San Francisco, where the beautiful nurses are allegedly more gentle and accommodating.

As I lay naked on my side on the table, the gorgeous nurse began my procedure.

"Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection," the nurse told me.

"I haven't got an erection," I replied.

"I have," replied the nurse.

Don't get a colonoscopy in San Francisco.

 

[NTXFJR]

mg:

 

[C&C]

That's why they give you that amnesia drug in your IV (before starting).

 

[LKLD]

So that's what's called a colonoscopy in San Francisco? Thanks for the heads-up! Get it? Heads-up? :rofl: Oh, never mind.

 

[Teehaml]

Yeah and the last thing you want to hear during a prostate exam in SF is the sound of a zipper sliding down...

 

[juniorfjr]

Asked the Dr what I should do with my pants during my prostate exam, he said "put them on the chair with mine"

 

[FJRay]

Just had my fifth one so nothing would be a surprise at this point

although I'll avoid San Fran for a number of reasons.

 

[FJRay]

Asked the Dr what I should do with my pants during my prostate exam, he said "put them on the chair with mine"

You also don't want to find out he has Both hands on your shoulders.

 

[SacramentoMike]

From experience, I'll tell you all, when you go into the examining room, check out the box of rubber gloves on the shelf. If they're anything other than size "small," make another appointment with somebody else.

(hmmm. Wondering why there are so many jokes about this. Good jokes, mind you, but . . .)

 

[RossKean]

One of the best colonoscopy articles ever...

https://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article1928847.html

 

[HotRodZilla]

That's just not right. Funny, but not right.

 

[majicmaker]

Ouch, Doc!! Is that your ring?

No! It's my watch.

 

[Tyler]

This thread is full of win. :lol:

 

[escapefjrtist]

Ouch, Doc!! Is that your ring?
No! It's my watch.

ROFLMAO excellent 'majic!

--G

 

[wheatonFJR]

This is definitely not a gixxer forum.

 

[DennisJ]

I was pretty happy when I was told I was no longer on a yearly schedule but had made it to a 5 year interval between this procedure. Never thought about mixing the prep solution with Vodka. Sounds like a good idea at first but I can see all kinds of chances for really unpleasant consequences.