Learn These Words That Women Use
FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and
you need to shut up.
FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only
five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the
game before helping around the house.
NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you
should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end
in "Fine"
GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot
and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with
you over "Nothing"
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a
man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
THANKS
Now this one is tricky. If you think in baseball terms, this is a change-up pitch.
A woman is thanking you but it's sincere and you can take it at face value.
Accept it graciously then get off by yourself somewhere (a long ride on your FJR
will do the trick) and rack your brains to work out what the hell you did to earn her
gratitude. When you figure it out, do it over and over again. Every "Thanks" is a
credit to your account at the Bank of Redemption. Credits offset the debits you
get nailed with every time a woman uses one of the other 6 words.
Of course, there is no justice in any of this. That's just the way it works.
FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and
you need to shut up.
FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only
five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the
game before helping around the house.
NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you
should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end
in "Fine"
GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot
and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with
you over "Nothing"
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a
man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
THANKS
Now this one is tricky. If you think in baseball terms, this is a change-up pitch.
A woman is thanking you but it's sincere and you can take it at face value.
Accept it graciously then get off by yourself somewhere (a long ride on your FJR
will do the trick) and rack your brains to work out what the hell you did to earn her
gratitude. When you figure it out, do it over and over again. Every "Thanks" is a
credit to your account at the Bank of Redemption. Credits offset the debits you
get nailed with every time a woman uses one of the other 6 words.
Of course, there is no justice in any of this. That's just the way it works.
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