Ageing

[airboss]

Two guys, one old, one young,
are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart
when they collide.
The old guy says to the young guy,
"Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife,
and I guess I wasn't paying attention
to where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's OK, it's a coincidence.
I'm looking for my wife, too...
I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The old guy says, "Well,
maybe I can help you find her...
what does she look like?"
The young guy says,
"Well, she is 27 yrs. old, tall,
with red hair,
blue eyes, is buxom...wearing no bra,
long legs,
and is wearing short shorts.
What does your wife look like?'
To which the old guy says, "Doesn't matter,
--- let's look for yours."

 

[Surly]

If they form a posse, count me in.

 

[HotRodZilla]

How come we never get a "People of Walmart" email with her in it?

 

[Fred W]

He didn't mention that she is an employee...

 

[gixxerjasen]

Geez, Jillian? Somebody beat her just in the face with the ugly stick.

 

[Fred W]

Really? I didn't think she looked that bad. But I have low standards...

 

[Chuck35]

That looks to be a guy in drag...

Even if not, look at those arms, she could kick your ***

 

[Fred W]

Yeah, you're right. Being in shape is so unattractive.

I guess you've never heard of her? Jillian

 

[gixxerjasen]

I've never liked her, she annoys me and I think she has a butter face, especially when she's got it all screwed up trying to motivate someone. Neck down, yea, she'd kick my *** and I'd probably enjoy it.

 

[SoCalFJR1300]

Looks like a dude I don't care what you say.

 

[HotRodZilla]

She has a nice body, but a face to protect it.

 

[Bearly Flying]

Oh, Come on Zilla. You would hit it....

 

[gixxerjasen]

Big difference between "Would hit it" and "Would want to look at it every day."

 

[Fred W]

You guys are funny. I bet your lady friends are all beauty pageant winners.

I admit that the Walmart snapshot doesn't make her face look too nice, but I don't think she looks lake any of the "men" I hang around with...

.

 

[El Toro Joe]

You guys are funny. I bet your lady friends are all beauty pageant winners.

I admit that the Walmart snapshot doesn't make her face look too nice, but I don't think she looks lake any of the "men" I hang around with...

.

Fred, not disagreeing with you but...I'd say that photo has been retouched

 

[gixxerjasen]

Yea, that one has seen some serious photoshop. I'm not saying she's overly horrid, but there's certainly a LOT of better examples in the fitness world that I'd rather look at. Oh, and watching her as a personal trainer just drives me insane. She'd motivate me right into walking out.

 

[Fred W]

Personal trainer? I thought we were talking about Walmart creatures...

This is where I found that first Jillian picture. There are lot of much "better" looking people in the other shots.

 

[turnipbmw]

Too skinny for me - 200lbs and up only

 

[SoCalFJR1300]

Too skinny for me - 200lbs and up only

"Only"???

So a nicely curved voluptuous 160lb gal would be tossed out of bed??