beemerdons
Certifiable Old Fart
An Arizonan, a Canadian, and a guy from Michigan are out riding horses.
Papa Chuy Viejo pulls out an expensive bottle of tequila, takes a shot, then another, and suddenly throws the bottle in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the bottle in mid air. yamafitter looks at him and says, “What are you doing?! That was a perfectly good bottle of tequila!” Papa Chuy Viejo says, “In Arizona, there’s plenty of tequila and bottles are cheap.”
A while later, not wanting to be outdone, Billly Fitz pulls out a bottle of champagne, takes a few sips, throws the bottle in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots it. BC Sheep can’t believe this and says, “What did you do that for? That was an expensive bottle of Champagne!”
yamafitter says “In Canada there’s plenty of Champagne and bottles are cheap, eh.”
So a while later Bustanut joker from Michigan pulls out a bottle of beer. He opens it, takes a sip, takes another sip, and then chugs the rest. He then puts the bottle back in his saddlebag, pulls out his gun, turns around and shoots the Canadian.
Papa Chuy Viejo, shocked, says, “Why did you do that?”
Barry from Michigan says, “Well, in Michigan, we have plenty of Canadians, but bottles are worth a dime.”
Papa Chuy Viejo pulls out an expensive bottle of tequila, takes a shot, then another, and suddenly throws the bottle in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the bottle in mid air. yamafitter looks at him and says, “What are you doing?! That was a perfectly good bottle of tequila!” Papa Chuy Viejo says, “In Arizona, there’s plenty of tequila and bottles are cheap.”
A while later, not wanting to be outdone, Billly Fitz pulls out a bottle of champagne, takes a few sips, throws the bottle in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots it. BC Sheep can’t believe this and says, “What did you do that for? That was an expensive bottle of Champagne!”
yamafitter says “In Canada there’s plenty of Champagne and bottles are cheap, eh.”
So a while later Bustanut joker from Michigan pulls out a bottle of beer. He opens it, takes a sip, takes another sip, and then chugs the rest. He then puts the bottle back in his saddlebag, pulls out his gun, turns around and shoots the Canadian.
Papa Chuy Viejo, shocked, says, “Why did you do that?”
Barry from Michigan says, “Well, in Michigan, we have plenty of Canadians, but bottles are worth a dime.”
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