ANNOUNCING: The WFO-5 "Man-****" Contest!!

[Warchild]

Well.... GalaxyBlue finally has some competition for those Pilot Roads..... :lol:

A well-known, highly energetic forum member has stepped up to compete in the Man-**** Contest. I will let the individual "out" himself, if he so desires.

But if he doesn't, I can still promise all attendees that the Man-**** Contest just got VERY interesting with the addition of this particular form member as a contestant!!!

Let me put it this way.... if you were on the fence trying to decide whether to bring a video camera or not, the decision has been made for you. Bring the camera. There might not ever be a sight like this again.

We can only hope... :lol:

 

[radman]

I promise to put my best ti...**** forward. :blink:

 

[Dwavey]

Hey WarChild - iffn you're not looking underneath the covers, what's to prevent TWN from wearing, uh, an 'enhancer' kit of the female persuasion just to win a free set of rubbers?

The Judges are way ahead of you here.... IronMaiden has indicated that additional judging criteria is required: she sees no option but to have judges feel for firmness and to determine if the Man-****s are augmented in any way.

Hmmmm.... guess I'll have to bring some latex gloves for our judges.... :lol:

Hey, having three women cop a feel? Count me in, I'll do anything to get felt up by a woman! :lol:

 

[Bugnatr]

I told my wife about the Man **** contest, she gave me a serious look and said - please don't win. Geez, I didn't know my rack was that good

 

[Toecutter]

I told my wife about the Man **** contest, she gave me a serious look and said - please don't win.

Yeah, the shame will endure long after the tires are worn out.

 

[dcarver]

ToeCutters just jealous..

 

[Uncle Bud]

Warchild... weren't you also planning on a Bikini Bike Wash??? https://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7632211729087286881

 

[GalaxyBlue]

I told my wife about the Man **** contest, she gave me a serious look and said - please don't win.

Yeah, the shame will endure long after the tires are worn out.

I have no shame in my awesome rack! LOL

Finally, A contest the i might have a chance at winning! :huh: :lol:

 

[Fencer]

I would have no chance at this. With my just shy of 240lbs manliness strutting around I have no man- ****s. I could , however put Ahnold to shame. My figure has been described as somewhat similar to Bluto's. My wife suggests a compitetion that I would have a shot at though The "Flatest -***" compitition. I'll take on an competitors at EOM in that.

 

[FJR_pig]

Warchild... weren't you also planning on a Bikini Bike Wash??? https://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7632211729087286881

Dude, that's just wrong. uke:

 

[Warchild]

Yet another brave manly-man has stepped up to the challenge!

Still, that only makes three confirmed Man-**** contestants..... are you other guys going to let these three enjoy a 1-in-3 odds of scoring new Pilot Roads? :huh:

 

[Rogue]

I don't have a chance of winning but I'll enter. we need more than 3 fools up there.

 

[twowheelnut]

I don't have a chance of winning but I'll enter. we need more than 3 fools up there.

Dude, I have an 'in' at Mentor Corp. You want me to hook you up? The stitches will heal by WFO if you let them go through your bellybutton... :blink:

 

[OrangevaleFJR]

I don't have a chance of winning but I'll enter. we need more than 3 fools up there.

Dude, I have an 'in' at Mentor Corp. You want me to hook you up? The stitches will heal by WFO if you let them go through your bellybutton... :blink:

How'd you get that connection?

 

[twowheelnut]

I don't have a chance of winning but I'll enter. we need more than 3 fools up there.

Dude, I have an 'in' at Mentor Corp. You want me to hook you up? The stitches will heal by WFO if you let them go through your bellybutton... :blink:

How'd you get that connection?

Married into it. Sister-in-law has been the Big Guys' exec assistant for damn near 30 years. Their moto: ****s R Us. (They do penile & testicular implants, too. I could name several here who should make inquiry... :lameasswinkysmiley

 

[Bearly Flying]

(They do penile & testicular implants, too.

Sooo.. How did that work out for you?

 

[twowheelnut]

( I could name several here who should make inquiry... )

Sooo.. How did that work out for you?

K, you're added to the list... :****:

 

[FastJoyRide]

Yet another brave manly-man has stepped up to the challenge!
Still, that only makes three confirmed Man-**** contestants..... are you other guys going to let these three enjoy a 1-in-3 odds of scoring new Pilot Roads? :huh:

That third brave manly-man would be this Canuck fool - but Dale told me he's going to deliver those new PR's for me to Canada! (or maybe I'll just take a little weekend ride over to Sunnyside and get them installed there!) :winksmiley: Seeing there's a Canadian judge, I figured there'd better be a contestant from the Great White North too.

Come on you guys, can't you take a joke? (or be a joke?!)

 

[GalaxyBlue]

Come on you guys, can't you take a joke? (or be a joke?!)

:lol:

I cant wait for this...ummmm.......... fun time!!! :haha:

 

[fjrchik]

C'mon guys!! Let's make this worth it! :clapping: :lol: