FJRski
Well-known member
As he was "flying" down the road yesterday, a guy passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the othim side lying in wait.
The cop pulled him over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"
To which he replied, "I'm late for work", which was not exactly true, but sounded like a good excuse at the time.
"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
I'm a rectum stretchim," he responded.
The cop stammered, "A what?............
A rectum stretchim?
And just what does a rectum stretchim do?"
"Well," he said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide."
"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked
"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
Traffic Ticket $95.00
Court Costs $45.00
Look on the Cop's Face....... PRICELESS For everything else, there's a bail bond!
The cop pulled him over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"
To which he replied, "I'm late for work", which was not exactly true, but sounded like a good excuse at the time.
"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
I'm a rectum stretchim," he responded.
The cop stammered, "A what?............
A rectum stretchim?
And just what does a rectum stretchim do?"
"Well," he said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide."
"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked
"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
Traffic Ticket $95.00
Court Costs $45.00
Look on the Cop's Face....... PRICELESS For everything else, there's a bail bond!
