Anybody looking for a Moose?

[Toecutter]

https://anchorage.craigslist.org/zip/673017049.html

Maybe a couple of pics would help the poster's cause....

 

[odot]

I'll make a few calls. Maybe one of my cousins in anchorage has another mouth to feed.

 

[ionbeam]

Already have a moose, thanks.

 

[twowheelnut]

So that's what odot's car looks like.

 

[Scab]

So that's what odot's car looks like.

Just when he's transporting his blow-up doll.

 

[odot]

You guys have no idea the satisfaction I get from............................

 

[Old Michael]

You guys have no idea the satisfaction I get from............................

I have an idea.

 

[ionbeam]

You guys have no idea the satisfaction I get from............................

This has it all, the moose, the doll, the action and the fun. Bullwinkle does the American Bison:

 

[SacramentoMike]

He could drag it into the road. I'm sure the highway department would come and get it. While it's out there, he could pretend it's a large rabbit and practice avoiding it on his bike.