Apparently, I made a big mistake

[Woodstock]

So, I come home from a tough day at work. I was worn out and just wanted to sit down and watch MNF. I'm sure all you married guys can relate. I sit down, put my feet up, and fire up the big-screen tv.

Anyway, Mrs. Woodstock says, "So, do you want to hear about my day".

I answered truthfully. "No".

Apparently, truthfullness is overrated in marriage.

 

[zzkenoman]

Calling Dr. Phil!

 

[Toecutter]

So, I come home from a tough day at work. I was worn out and just wanted to sit down and watch MNF. I'm sure all you married guys can relate. I sit down, put my feet up, and fire up the big-screen tv.
Anyway, Mrs. Woodstock says, "So, do you want to hear about my day".

I answered truthfully. "No".

Apparently, truthfullness is overrated in marriage.

Dude, at least save the truthfullnees for the regular season, if not the playoffs. Pre-season isn't worth the rap. Choose your battles!

 

[Woodstock]

Dude, at least save the truthfullnees for the regular season, if not the playoffs. Pre-season isn't worth the rap. Choose your battles!

Oh, I know all that, this wasn't a battle. It wasn't even one of those trick "Does this dress make me look fat?" kinds of questions. I really, truthfully, thought that she was asking me if I wanted to hear about her day.

As I had just sat down to watch football, I just answered the question. Wierd.

 

[mdisher]

I answered truthfully. "No". :haha:

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

 

[Bounce]

MNF?

Moto Nudie Finals?

 

[Randy]

So, I come home from a tough day at work. I was worn out and just wanted to sit down and watch MNF. I'm sure all you married guys can relate. I sit down, put my feet up, and fire up the big-screen tv.
Anyway, Mrs. Woodstock says, "So, do you want to hear about my day".

I answered truthfully. "No".

Apparently, truthfullness is overrated in marriage.

IMO, this response was much better than 'if I would have wanted to hear about your day, I would have asked....aren't you supposed to be getting me a beer and cooking me dinner?'.

 

[FJRJeff]

So, I come home from a tough day at work. I was worn out and just wanted to sit down and watch MNF. I'm sure all you married guys can relate. I sit down, put my feet up, and fire up the big-screen tv.
Anyway, Mrs. Woodstock says, "So, do you want to hear about my day".

I answered truthfully. "No".

Apparently, truthfullness is overrated in marriage.

That's better than letting them get started, then telling them you changed your mind and you no longer wish to hear about it.

 

[Woodstock]

So, I come home from a tough day at work. I was worn out and just wanted to sit down and watch MNF. I'm sure all you married guys can relate. I sit down, put my feet up, and fire up the big-screen tv.

Anyway, Mrs. Woodstock says, "So, do you want to hear about my day".

I answered truthfully. "No".

Apparently, truthfullness is overrated in marriage.

That's better than letting them get started, then telling them you changed your mind and you no longer wish to hear about it.

Ah, but even I haven't done that, although I've certainly thought it at times :lol:

MNF?
Moto Nudie Finals?

ATGATT!

 

[wheatonFJR]

So, I come home from a tough day at work. I was worn out and just wanted to sit down and watch MNF. I'm sure all you married guys can relate. I sit down, put my feet up, and fire up the big-screen tv.
Anyway, Mrs. Woodstock says, "So, do you want to hear about my day".

I answered truthfully. "No".

Apparently, truthfullness is overrated in marriage.

Woody,

Better some friction with the truth than to have your wife thinking you are ALWAYS pining away at the office wondering how her day is...

This way SHE learns a little sensitivity and comes to understand that when you have had a rough day, that you just want to chill...sensitivity goes BOTH ways.

Truth is good. Lying is bad.

 

[twowheelnut]

:rofl:

Holy **** Woody! You owe me a new keyboard!!!!! ******'-a, that's about the funniest post I've ever seen!!!!!

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! :lmaosmiley:

By the way, you'll be needin' one of my ******* soon to take care of 'bidness'... blonde, brunette, auburn or Brazil? :haha:

 

[rogdeb]

:rofl:
Holy **** Woody! You owe me a new keyboard!!!!! ******'-a, that's about the funniest post I've ever seen!!!!!

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! :lmaosmiley:

By the way, you'll be needin' one of my ******* soon to take care of 'bidness'... blonde, brunette, auburn or Brazil? :haha:

What a caring friend :lol:

 

[odot]

Question is though....how much is pimp daddy twn charging?

 

[MSLPILOT]

Question is though....how much is pimp daddy twn charging?

Money doesn't matter - put me down for a Brazillian! Ooh, yeah baby! And tell her to bring some toys too! :yahoo: :yahoo:

 

[Thug]

Woddy

Calm the waters....or pay the piper...you cannot win mate

 

[twowheelnut]

Question is though....how much is pimp daddy twn charging?

Won't matter for you, I don't have any, um, Chippendales in my portfolio...

 

[SMC]

So, I come home from a tough day at work. I was worn out and just wanted to sit down and watch MNF. I'm sure all you married guys can relate. I sit down, put my feet up, and fire up the big-screen tv.
Anyway, Mrs. Woodstock says, "So, do you want to hear about my day".

I answered truthfully. "No".

Apparently, truthfullness is overrated in marriage.

:haha: :wacko: Are you watching reruns of Monday Night Football? In this case, there are definite advantages to being single?

 

[FlyingLow]

Question is though....how much is pimp daddy twn charging?

Won't matter for you, I don't have any, um, Chippendales in my portfolio...

Walked right into that one, matey.

 

[Woodstock]

:haha: :wacko: Are you watching reruns of Monday Night Football? In this case, there are definite advantages to being single?

Had to watch some pre-season to see how TonyK does.