As a result of the Imus fiasco, there will only be 49 contestants in the 2007 Miss Black America Contest ... No one wants to wear the sash that says IDAHO !
Years ago there were a couple 'working girls' from Chicago making a cross-country Rte. 66 trip in their newly-acquired convertible. By the time they got to Arizona they had the top down and stopped for gas and stuff -- the attendant had never really seen gals like them before and asked, "Are you Navajos?" They answered, "No, we Chicago Hoes."