beemerdons
Certifiable Old Fart
Ask our "Pops" Niehart a Question!
Q:
Where can men over the age
of 60 find younger
women who are interested
in them?
A:
Try a bookstore under fiction.
Q:
What can a man do while his wife is going through
menopause?
A:
Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you're done you'll have a
place to live.
Q:
How can you increase the
heart rate of your 60-plus
year old husband?
A:
Tell him you're pregnant.
Q:
How can you avoid that
terrible curse of the elderly
wrinkles?
A:
Take off your glasses.
Q:
Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?
A:
Valets don't forget where they
park your car.
Q:
Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with
short term memory storage?
A:
Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.
Q:
As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A:
Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q:
Where should 60-plus year
olds look for eye glasses?
A:
On their foreheads.
Q:
Leading cause of diminished sex drive among senior citizens ?
A:
Nudity
Q:
What is the most common remark made by 60-plus
year olds when they enter
antique stores?
A:
"Gosh, I remember these!"
Q:
Where can men over the age
of 60 find younger
women who are interested
in them?
A:
Try a bookstore under fiction.
Q:
What can a man do while his wife is going through
menopause?
A:
Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you're done you'll have a
place to live.
Q:
How can you increase the
heart rate of your 60-plus
year old husband?
A:
Tell him you're pregnant.
Q:
How can you avoid that
terrible curse of the elderly
wrinkles?
A:
Take off your glasses.
Q:
Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?
A:
Valets don't forget where they
park your car.
Q:
Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with
short term memory storage?
A:
Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.
Q:
As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A:
Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q:
Where should 60-plus year
olds look for eye glasses?
A:
On their foreheads.
Q:
Leading cause of diminished sex drive among senior citizens ?
A:
Nudity
Q:
What is the most common remark made by 60-plus
year olds when they enter
antique stores?
A:
"Gosh, I remember these!"
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