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[SIZE=12pt]MEN - Watch out! [/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]Beer Contains Female Hormones!!! [/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]ScienceFlash -- Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]----1) Argued over nothing.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]----2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]----3) Gained weight.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]----4) Talked excessively without making sense.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]----5) Became overly emotional.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]----6) Couldn't drive.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]----7) Failed to think rationally[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]----8) Had to sit down while urinating.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]No further testing was considered necessary.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]Beer Contains Female Hormones!!! [/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]ScienceFlash -- Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]----1) Argued over nothing.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]----2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]----3) Gained weight.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]----4) Talked excessively without making sense.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]----5) Became overly emotional.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]----6) Couldn't drive.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]----7) Failed to think rationally[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]----8) Had to sit down while urinating.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]No further testing was considered necessary.[/SIZE]
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