Aussie yarn..................

[Donal]

Three Aussie blokes were working up on an outback mobile phone tower: Mongrel, Coot and Bluey.

As they start their descent, Coot slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly.

As the ambulance takes the body away, Bluey says, 'Well, bugger me, someone's gotta go and tell Coot's wife.

Mongrel says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.'

Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Beer.

Bluey says, 'Where'd you get the grog, Mongrel?'

'Coot's wife gave it to me,' Mongrel replies.

'That's unbelievable, you told the Missus her husband was dead and she gave you a case of beer?'

'Well, not exactly', Mongrel says.

'When she answered the door, I said to her, "you must be Coot's widow."

She said, 'You must be mistaken. I'm not a widow.'

Then I said, 'I'll betcha a case of beer you are.'

Aussies are good at that sensitive stuff.

 

[kamal]

Donal.

Please try to keep up: https://www.fjrforum.com/forum//index.php/topic/151848-sensitivity/

Al

 

[Donal]

Donal.Please try to keep up: https://www.fjrforum.com/forum//index.php/topic/151848-sensitivity/

Al

What, at my age.............. I can barely remember what I did this morning

 

[Surly]

Gee wizz Donal, I read the joke and pissed myself. Then I read Al's post and realized that this Alzheimer's does have at least one benefit that is I get to laugh at a whole heap of "NEW" jokes.

Best regards

Surly(Steve)

 

[gixxerjasen]

Gee wizz Donal, I read the joke and pissed myself. Then I read Al's post and realized that this Alzheimer's does have at least one benefit that is I get to laugh at a whole heap of "NEW" jokes.

My dad says his favorite holiday is Easter, because he gets to hide his own Easter eggs.