Avert your ears

[Hudson]

Had to pay this forward:

A boy walked in on his mom and dad when they were going at it. Surprised and confused, he asked his dad, "What are you doing to mom?" At a loss for words, the dad replied "Uh...its nothing son, we're...uh...joking. Yeah just a joke...run along."

A few days later, the dad walked in on the the son going at with Grandma. "What the hell is going on here" he yelled at his son.

Son replied, "Not so funny when it's your mother!"

 

[cota95]

You are going to hell... :blink:

 

[Duezzer]

That is so FRIGGIN' Funny

 

[Hudson]

You are going to hell... :blink:

People are going: 'Man, aren't you afraid to tell jokes like that? Don't you get just a small chill that runs through your blood when you tell a joke like that? Aren't you afraid of going to hell?' No, I'm not worried about hell. Because I WAS MARRIED FOR TWO F---ING YEARS! HELL WOULD BE LIKE CLUB MED!

-Sam Kinison

Me, I'm happily married for almost 10 years...