Bag Check!

[keithaba]

clicky

I would have loved to see the security guy's face!

 

[HotRodZilla]

Oh great...Mall security was "shocked and humiliated" and they apparently can press charges for that. If that shows up on TV, I'm gonna laugh my *** off.

 

[Scab]

Mall security was "shocked and humiliated" and they apparently can press charges for that.

You can press charges for that???? Mom is soooo going down.

 

[keithaba]

Mall security was "shocked and humiliated" and they apparently can press charges for that.

You can press charges for that???? Mom is soooo going down.

Prosecutor: Tell us what she did Scab.

Scab: Well.... she... she licked the towel..... oh god, I can't go on...

Prosecutor: I know it's hard, but the court need to hear this, what did she do with the saliva ridden towel.

Scab: It was horrible... horibble I tell you! She wiped my face with that slobber rag!

 

[Checkswrecks]

They shoulda put him through the xray machine. The baggage xray is not the safe version that your local hospital uses, and while people have actually been through it and survived, I'll bet the midget wouldn't have thought it so funny.

 

[uctofeej]

Careful, Scab. Your mom might counter sue