A man walks into a bar with a giraffe.
Everyone looks up as the scantily-clad man orders a drink for himself and the giraffe.
The scantily-clad man keeps ordering rounds for the two of them for some time until the giraffe passes out from drink.
The scantily-clad man steps over the giraffe on his way out the door but before he can reach the exit, the bartender stops him.
"Oy! Ya can'na leave that lyin' there!"
The scantily-clad man turns back to the bartender and replies, "Not lion... giraffe."
Everyone looks up as the scantily-clad man orders a drink for himself and the giraffe.
The scantily-clad man keeps ordering rounds for the two of them for some time until the giraffe passes out from drink.
The scantily-clad man steps over the giraffe on his way out the door but before he can reach the exit, the bartender stops him.
"Oy! Ya can'na leave that lyin' there!"
The scantily-clad man turns back to the bartender and replies, "Not lion... giraffe."
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