Beemersdon shows his love

[Dr. Rich]

Beemerdon's wife, pregnant with their first child went to the obstetrician's office. After the exam she shyly said, "My husband wants me to ask you a question..."

The doctor cut her off. "I know , I get asked this all the time: *** is fine until the third trimester."

"No that's not it," the woman said. "He wants to know if I can still mow the lawn."

Gotta to love the Irish!

 

[dcarver]

To which 'lawn' does BeemerDons speak? :devil:

 

[majicmaker]

I can see Beemerdons asking that question! Yeah, that sounds like something he would ask. :lol:

 

[beemerdons]

I can see Beemerdons asking that question! Yeah, that sounds like something he would ask. :lol:

Lassi says "Paddy we've been married along time. You're good lookin and I think you've slept with alotta women. I won't be mad but I would like to know how many if any. Paddy says. My lovely Lass you should know I never slept with anyone but you my Darlin. All the rest I was awake.

 

[user 6393]

Beemerdon's wife, pregnant with their first child went to the obstetrician's office. After the exam she shyly said, "My husband wants me to ask you a question..."

The doctor cut her off. "I know , I get asked this all the time: *** is fine until the third trimester."

"No that's not it," the woman said. "He wants to know if I can still mow the lawn."

Gotta to love the Irish!

my ex husband is half Irish, half Sottish

that question sounds about right, cept it would be a reel mower...........NO costly fuel involved, LMAO

 

[wheatonFJR]

"Well with the extra mass of the baby, once you get moving - the extra momentum and inertia should make it easier to keep moving.

Iffn you need help, here...I'll give you a push to get cha started.

EDIT: Oh, can you get me a beer on yer way out?"

* Filed under unwise things to say to a pregnant wife.

 

[beemerdons]

my ex husband is half Irish, half Sottish

.....half Irish, half Sottish! Oh Barb, that is a classic! May I please have your permission to use that beauty of a line tonight at the Irish Republic Pub here in Chandler? My Fellow Fenian Sots will roar at that one! https://irishrepublicaz.com/

[Middle English, fool, from Old English sott, from Old French sot.] sot1. n. 1. a habitual or chronic drunkard. 2. a person stupefied by or as if by drink. [Old English ...

 

[user 6393]

permission granted, babycakes!

 

[dcarver]

Jethro Tull anyone, lots of Sots to be found?

 

[ShinyPartsUp]

Depends how big the lawn is. If under 2 acres I don't see the problem with the question. More than that and she may not be done in time to cook dinner.