Beer Warning!!!

[stealth1]

This is alarming...

Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!

Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 schooners of beer within a one (1) hour period.

It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:-

1) Argued over nothing.

2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotional

6) Couldn't drive.

7) Failed to think rationally, and

8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary!!

 

[SacramentoMike]

Well, yeah, Canadian beer . . .

:lol:

 

[exskibum]

Sounds pretty well reasoned to me, but I wouldn't be surprised if you catch a lot of crap, get cut off, etc. from/by the women who read that analysis.

As I am keeping this out of the purview of my significant other, I imagine you are doing the same?

 

[stealth1]

Sounds pretty well reasoned to me, but I wouldn't be surprised if you catch a lot of crap, get cut off, etc. from/by the women who read that analysis.
As I am keeping this out of the purview of my significant other, I imagine you are doing the same?

Most definitely! h34r:

 

[Intech]

checking for a vagina right now... this could get interesting.....

:battery:

 

[Bustanut joker]

Sounds pretty well reasoned to me, but I wouldn't be surprised if you catch a lot of crap, get cut off, etc. from/by the women who read that analysis.
As I am keeping this out of the purview of my significant other, I imagine you are doing the same?

Most definitely! h34r:

**** I don't have that option!

I suppose I could disagree, but hell, I have me Sheep..

Think I might have to quit beer though.

:jester:

 

[C&C]

All things considered, I'll take my chances. :lol:

 

[MEM]

That's an oldie and NOT one of the goodies

By the way, beer or not, you guys ARE going to become in touch with your feminine selves eventually. As you age, progesterone (the "mother of all hormones" which gets converted to testosterone & other hormones) levels drop and your OWN estrogen levels rise. It's how "men get soft in their old age"

So...... DRINK UP, BOYZ !!! And when you can get your grubby little girly hands on the Canadian stuff, grab it with gusto :drinks:

 

[lnewlf]

Used to work for Schaeffer Brewery where the beer was free. If I have a feminine side I will certainly touch it !

 

[FJRONAMISSION]

checking for a vagina right now... this could get interesting.....
===

Just following up!!??.. what did you find ??

and did you touch it??.... :blink:

:battery:

 

[MEM]

checking for a vagina right now... this could get interesting.....
===

Just following up!!??.. what did you find ??

and did you touch it??.... :blink:

:battery:

:lol: You guys crack me up!!!!

... pun kind of intended

 

[Steel]

That's an oldie and NOT one of the goodies

By the way, beer or not, you guys ARE going to become in touch with your feminine selves eventually. As you age, progesterone (the "mother of all hormones" which gets converted to testosterone & other hormones) levels drop and your OWN estrogen levels rise. It's how "men get soft in their old age"

So...... DRINK UP, BOYZ !!! And when you can get your grubby little girly hands on the Canadian stuff, grab it with gusto :drinks:

Beer???

 

[Tyler]

That's an oldie and NOT one of the goodies

By the way, beer or not, you guys ARE going to become in touch with your feminine selves eventually. As you age, progesterone (the "mother of all hormones" which gets converted to testosterone & other hormones) levels drop and your OWN estrogen levels rise. It's how "men get soft in their old age"

So...... DRINK UP, BOYZ !!! And when you can get your grubby little girly hands on the Canadian stuff, grab it with gusto :drinks:

Beer???

I'm still waiting to hear if Intech found his vagina.

 

[Fred W]

This test was flawed. They started with guys that were already a bit light in the loafers.

I mean seriously... who drinks beer from a schooner?

 

[MEM]

This test was flawed. They started with guys that were already a bit light in the loafers.
I mean seriously... who drinks beer from a schooner?

:lol: I started - just the other day - drinking beer from a CAN! I've had 2 so far

It's a skill I want to develop for emergency purposes only

 

[user 6393]

I've given up beer for old irish whiskey.............neat.

that, and the tequila was killing me!

 

[Fred W]

No, no, no... dear. It's not an either or thing.

One must learn to appreciate the finer things on their own merits.

Irish whiskey, tequila, beer. All have their places in the grand scheme...

Instruction available on request.

 

[user 6393]

No, no, no... dear. It's not an either or thing.
One must learn to appreciate the finer things on their own merits.

Irish whiskey, tequila, beer. All have their places in the grand scheme...

Instruction available on request.

Well I know I am doing something wrong.

Last time tequila was involved I woke up on a hotel bed beside a hot handsome sportbike riding man....

cept, we was both still fully clothed, including coats and shoes (but, at least I hadn't rolled over and broken my eyeglasses, like he did...*L*)

oh yeah........and hung over too :bad:

 

[Fred W]

So how exactly did he roll over and break your eyeglasses?