Before and after Brokeback Mountain

[donaldb]

10. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"

9. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"

8. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before."

7. "Howdy, pardner."

6. You stay here while I sneak around from behind."

5. Two words: "Saddle Sore."

4. "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like."

3. "Let's mount up!"

2. "Nice spread ya got there!"

1. "Ride'em cowboy!"

 

[DN325Ci]

10. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"
9. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"

8. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before."

7. "Howdy, pardner."

6. You stay here while I sneak around from behind."

5. Two words: "Saddle Sore."

4. "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like."

3. "Let's mount up!"

2. "Nice spread ya got there!"

1. "Ride'em cowboy!"

I would add: "You had me at Howdy."

 

[worldbound4now]

10. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"

9. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"

8. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before."

7. "Howdy, pardner."

6. You stay here while I sneak around from behind."

5. Two words: "Saddle Sore."

4. "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like."

3. "Let's mount up!"

2. "Nice spread ya got there!"

1. "Ride'em cowboy!"

I would add: "You had me at Howdy."

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

 

[GunMD]

"Nice gun"

"Wild west"

 

[antvq]

"I do belive he's trying to rustle your steer"

 

[Fallen Jim Rides again]

....."Home, ****-on the range".......

 

[Rickster]

"Howdy pardner, let me push in your stool"

 

[odot]

Someone needs to put a stop to this....I'm getting sick.

 

[Woodstock]

Someone needs to put a stop to this....I'm getting sick.

Is that another one of the sayings with two meanings?

 

[odot]

If you can make that happen from that statement....you're pretty damn gay, dude. lol

 

[ladybug]

Someone needs to put a stop to this....I'm getting sick.

Is that another one of the sayings with two meanings?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

[Feejer/Weejer man]

Hey partner are you a welcher or a felcher?

 

[Rickster]

Go a-head, make my day!

Was that 5 shots, or 6... in all the confusion, I don't remember myself. So -- ya gotta ask yourself one question... Do 'ya feel lucky punk? Well.... do ya?

 

[donaldb]

head'ms up-------------pull'ms out!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Rogue]

Rode hard and put away wet. :blink:

 

[FJRandy]

..to the tune of Rawhide....

"colon, colon, colon, boy my *** is swolen...."

 

[Fencer]

Someone needs to put a stop to this....I'm getting sick.

Hey Odot,

Ain't you one them thar wild west Texans?

 

[ladybug]

Someone needs to put a stop to this....I'm getting sick.

Hey Odot,

Ain't you one them thar wild west Texans?

I think Brokeback Mt. is in Wyoming. I saw some of the movie, and take it from a wild west texan, that sure wasn't Texas!! Well, the cabin in the mountains wasn't Texas. But I skipped that part. :huh:

 

[Feejer/Weejer man]

FJRandy this is just wrong! But way toooo funny!