twowheelnut
R.I.P. Our Motorcycling Friend
This was hilarious...
So, I'm on my way back from the Poppy Reserves out in Antelope Valley and I decided to have a late lunch in Santa Clarita, a booming burb of LA. There are some pretty hoity-toity neighborhoods springing up here as judged by the quantities of BMW's, Mercedes, and the like. I roll up between lanes to a light on a stretch of 3 lane, secondary road and there's a drop dead gorgeous BRG Bentley GT just ahead of me, first in line at the light, on my right. I eased up to the window to nod my head in approval only to be met by the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen. No ****! Woof! I glanced up and down the car and then nodded to her and she just smiled in acknowledgment. Did I say, 'Woof'?
Anyway, the light turns and off I go - hurry up and wait at the next light. Well, Ms. BRG DDG Bentley GT pulls in behind me at the next light and I'm drooling in my helmet looking at these two pieces of art in my mirror, when all of a sudden her pointing finger gets jambed up her nose to the first knuckle and she's digging as if this was the opening day of the Gold Rush! :gah: I'm laughing my *** off, as you can imagine, but what comes next is even better: Having finally extricated the offending coagulated piece of nasal excrement, she's now examining said booger as if it were a 100 carat chunk of gold! I'm spittin' in my helmet, I'm laughing so hard I barely caught the next move... She then proceeds to flick the booger hoping to send into the street, but the window wasn't down! BWAAAAAAAAAAAA! :lmao: In exasperation, she reaches up with her elbow and swipes the green meanie off the window!
The light changed and I took off, laughing so hard that snot was coming outta my nose! Oh, gawd I wish I had the video rolling!
You can't buy this kinda comedy!!!! :rolf:
So, I'm on my way back from the Poppy Reserves out in Antelope Valley and I decided to have a late lunch in Santa Clarita, a booming burb of LA. There are some pretty hoity-toity neighborhoods springing up here as judged by the quantities of BMW's, Mercedes, and the like. I roll up between lanes to a light on a stretch of 3 lane, secondary road and there's a drop dead gorgeous BRG Bentley GT just ahead of me, first in line at the light, on my right. I eased up to the window to nod my head in approval only to be met by the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen. No ****! Woof! I glanced up and down the car and then nodded to her and she just smiled in acknowledgment. Did I say, 'Woof'?
Anyway, the light turns and off I go - hurry up and wait at the next light. Well, Ms. BRG DDG Bentley GT pulls in behind me at the next light and I'm drooling in my helmet looking at these two pieces of art in my mirror, when all of a sudden her pointing finger gets jambed up her nose to the first knuckle and she's digging as if this was the opening day of the Gold Rush! :gah: I'm laughing my *** off, as you can imagine, but what comes next is even better: Having finally extricated the offending coagulated piece of nasal excrement, she's now examining said booger as if it were a 100 carat chunk of gold! I'm spittin' in my helmet, I'm laughing so hard I barely caught the next move... She then proceeds to flick the booger hoping to send into the street, but the window wasn't down! BWAAAAAAAAAAAA! :lmao: In exasperation, she reaches up with her elbow and swipes the green meanie off the window!
The light changed and I took off, laughing so hard that snot was coming outta my nose! Oh, gawd I wish I had the video rolling!
You can't buy this kinda comedy!!!! :rolf:
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