NTXFJR
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Speaking of Nuns......
These two young nuns fresh out of nun school showed up bright and early one Monday morning at their newly assigned church.
They were greeted by the mother superior who hasted to inform them that there was an urgent assignment for them to take care of.
Ladies, she said, the Cardinal is scheduled to show up for a visit here tomorrow and we absolutely must have the banquet hall painted and complete by the end of the day.
The mother took the young nuns to the room, showed them the paint and supplies staged off to the side and bid them best regards.
As she was closing the door behind her, she remarked Oh!, and of coarse you know that you cannot get any paint on those habits you have on, have a good day!
And with that, she left the ladies on their own.
As they sat there taking it all in, one of the nuns remarked that she had never painted a room without getting paint on her and her clothes.
The other chimed in with agreement, yes me too she said.
Hey said the second nun, it's just the two of us here, why don't we just strip down and paint this room in the nude, nobody will be the wiser.
The first nun agreed that just might be their best option, so off with the clothes, and they begin painting the room.
About three hours later, there is a knock on the door, with hesitation one of the nun asks who it is.
Church blind man the answer came back through the door
Well what do you want in here asked the other nun
Look ladies, I have a tight schedule to keep today and I don't need any hold ups ok?? I already told you I'm the church blind man, so please let me in so I can go about doing my job.
The nuns stared at one another for a stunned moment, then one said, well he did say he's blind and it would put us miserably behind schedule if we cleaned up and put our clothes back on, so what can it hurt?
The other agreed and opened the door for the man.
His eyes bugged out in disbelief, he looked her up and down, then remarked: very nice miss, now where do you want your blinds installed?
These two young nuns fresh out of nun school showed up bright and early one Monday morning at their newly assigned church.
They were greeted by the mother superior who hasted to inform them that there was an urgent assignment for them to take care of.
Ladies, she said, the Cardinal is scheduled to show up for a visit here tomorrow and we absolutely must have the banquet hall painted and complete by the end of the day.
The mother took the young nuns to the room, showed them the paint and supplies staged off to the side and bid them best regards.
As she was closing the door behind her, she remarked Oh!, and of coarse you know that you cannot get any paint on those habits you have on, have a good day!
And with that, she left the ladies on their own.
As they sat there taking it all in, one of the nuns remarked that she had never painted a room without getting paint on her and her clothes.
The other chimed in with agreement, yes me too she said.
Hey said the second nun, it's just the two of us here, why don't we just strip down and paint this room in the nude, nobody will be the wiser.
The first nun agreed that just might be their best option, so off with the clothes, and they begin painting the room.
About three hours later, there is a knock on the door, with hesitation one of the nun asks who it is.
Church blind man the answer came back through the door
Well what do you want in here asked the other nun
Look ladies, I have a tight schedule to keep today and I don't need any hold ups ok?? I already told you I'm the church blind man, so please let me in so I can go about doing my job.
The nuns stared at one another for a stunned moment, then one said, well he did say he's blind and it would put us miserably behind schedule if we cleaned up and put our clothes back on, so what can it hurt?
The other agreed and opened the door for the man.
His eyes bugged out in disbelief, he looked her up and down, then remarked: very nice miss, now where do you want your blinds installed?
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