feejer222
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A Blind mans walks into a pub, goes to the bar and on ordering a drink he says " hey landlord, I've got a great blond joke, do you want to hear it?"
the landlord replies "before you do I must tell you that I'm blond, 6'4" and have had a particularly bad day, subsequently haven't much of a sense of humour. just over there on the fruit machine is gypsy Joe, he's been the counties bare knuckle champion for the last eight years, he's blond....
Sitting at the tables behind you are two huge blond bikers that make me at 6'4" look like a midget and over there at the end of the bar is Ronnie, he's just come out of nick for nine counts of ABH and murder, He's also blond......... So do you still want to tell the blond joke?"
Straight away the blind man replies "God no, not if I've got to repeat it five times!"
the landlord replies "before you do I must tell you that I'm blond, 6'4" and have had a particularly bad day, subsequently haven't much of a sense of humour. just over there on the fruit machine is gypsy Joe, he's been the counties bare knuckle champion for the last eight years, he's blond....
Sitting at the tables behind you are two huge blond bikers that make me at 6'4" look like a midget and over there at the end of the bar is Ronnie, he's just come out of nick for nine counts of ABH and murder, He's also blond......... So do you still want to tell the blond joke?"
Straight away the blind man replies "God no, not if I've got to repeat it five times!"
