Just Plain Dave
Just Plain Dave
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I think #17 will become popular.
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Subject: Mensa Invitation...............
The Washington Post has an annual event, called the Mensa
Invitational, which asks readers to take any word from the dictionary,
alter it by adding, subtracting or changing one letter, and supply a new
definition. This years winners are:
1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which only lasts
until you realize it was your money to start with.
2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
3. Bozone
: The substance surrounding stupid people that stop
bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows
little sign of breaking down in the near future.
4. Cashtration: The act of buying a house, which renders the subject
financially impotent for an indefinite period.
5. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
6. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the
person who doesn't get it.
7. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running
late.
8. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
9. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.
10. Karmageddon: Its like, when everybody is sending off all these
really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's
like, a serious bummer.
11. Decafalon: The grueling event of getting through the day
consuming only things that are good for you.
12. Glibido: All talk and no action.
13. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter
when they come at you rapidly.
14. Arachnoleptic fit: The frantic dance performed just after
you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
15. Beelzebug: Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into
your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
16. Caterpallor: The color you turn after finding half a worm in
the fruit you're eating. And the champion:
17. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an *******.
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Subject: Mensa Invitation...............
The Washington Post has an annual event, called the Mensa
Invitational, which asks readers to take any word from the dictionary,
alter it by adding, subtracting or changing one letter, and supply a new
definition. This years winners are:
1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which only lasts
until you realize it was your money to start with.
2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
3. Bozone
: The substance surrounding stupid people that stopbright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows
little sign of breaking down in the near future.
4. Cashtration: The act of buying a house, which renders the subject
financially impotent for an indefinite period.
5. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
6. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the
person who doesn't get it.
7. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running
late.
8. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
9. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.
10. Karmageddon: Its like, when everybody is sending off all these
really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's
like, a serious bummer.
11. Decafalon
: The grueling event of getting through the dayconsuming only things that are good for you.
12. Glibido: All talk and no action.
13. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter
when they come at you rapidly.
14. Arachnoleptic fit
: The frantic dance performed just afteryou've accidentally walked through a spider web.
15. Beelzebug
: Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets intoyour bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
16. Caterpallor
: The color you turn after finding half a worm inthe fruit you're eating. And the champion:
17. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an *******.
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