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Two Aussies, Davo and Johnno, were adrift in a lifeboat.
While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Davo stumbled across an old lamp.
He rubbed the lamp vigorously and a genie came forth.
This genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish,
not the standard three.
Without giving much thought to the matter, Davo blurted out,
"Turn the entire ocean into beer. Make that XXXX !"
The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately
the sea turned into XXXX beer. The genie vanished.
Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the two
men considered their circumstances. Johnno looked disgustedly at Davo
whose wish had been granted.
After a long, tension-filled moment Johnno said, "Nice going Davo!
Now we're going to have to piss in the boat."
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Surly
h34r:
Upright not Uptight
While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Davo stumbled across an old lamp.
He rubbed the lamp vigorously and a genie came forth.
This genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish,
not the standard three.
Without giving much thought to the matter, Davo blurted out,
"Turn the entire ocean into beer. Make that XXXX !"
The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately
the sea turned into XXXX beer. The genie vanished.
Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the two
men considered their circumstances. Johnno looked disgustedly at Davo
whose wish had been granted.
After a long, tension-filled moment Johnno said, "Nice going Davo!
Now we're going to have to piss in the boat."
Regard
Surly
h34r: Upright not Uptight
