Buy Scab's old bike!!!

[kulwen]

To me these look to be the same bike.

The Scab progress report

eBay Auction

 

[OrangevaleFJR]

There's a good price on an FJR

 

[Groo]

Same bike... the trailer hitch is the sure fire giveaway... since it's a custom job.

 

[GalaxyBlue]

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[SIZE=10pt]This bike has 263,393 miles on it and it cranks and runs good[/SIZE]

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Thats alotta miles bro! I think skooter would be jealous!

 

[Scab]

Yep! That's my bike! That's the company my insurance company sent it to. Did a little number on her, didn't I?

from the ad:

This bike is being sold as is. This motorcycle was in an accident and sustained damage that includes, but may not be limited to: the upper fairing is broken, the metal upper fairing bracket is bent, the right mirror is gone, the windshield is broken, the right side plastic is broken, the right grab handle is broken, the right front footpeg is broken, the right handlebar is broken, the right saddlebag is gone, alot of the inner plastic on the right side is damaged, the gauges have some scratches and possibly a broken mounting tab, and the right muffler is dented up pretty badly. Please note: we do not guarantee the frame or forks on any bike we sell even if there is no apparent damage. This would would be great for exporting, rebuilding or for parts. This bike has 263,393 miles on it and it cranks and runs good. Please look carefully at all pictures for any additional damage before bidding.

Can I break a bike or what?

 

[kulwen]

I like how in Scab's photo the lower right front body panel is on the ground, and the ebay picture shows it in the correct place.

 

[uctofeej]

Can I break a bike or what?

Well, if you're gonna do it, might as well do it right! I gotta live with my scratches... you get a shiny new machine. Do you give lessons on these things?

 

[Scab]

If I could remeber what happened, I would.

 

[Mike-H]

So Scabber old man.....what's the real mileage?.....inquiring minds would like to know.... ....

 

[Scab]

For some reason, I thought it was 28k, but I prolly just don't remember it right. There are a lot of things I don't remember correctly now.

 

[donaldb]

For some reason, I thought it was 28k, but I prolly just don't remember it right. There are a lot of things I don't remember correctly now.

:drag:

 

[Mike-H]

For some reason, I thought it was 28k, but I prolly just don't remember it right. There are a lot of things I don't remember correctly now.

Like who you are....where you live.....who your married to.... :blink: .....& that last one will cost you big :grin: .....

 

[Scab]

Like who you are....where you live.....who your married to.... :blink: .....& that last one will cost you big :grin: .....

"Oh, excuse me. I thought you were my wife," said the man as he release the woman's breast.

 

[wfooshee]

Y'know, back in my autocrossing days, when I had disposable income, I drove a friend's D Sports Racer at an event, and had an absolute blast with it. (Never sat in one before, and was within 2 seconds of the owner's time.) Since then, I've always wanted to try to build one. An FJR motor might be just the trick. . . . .

Problem is, I've since gotten married, bought a house, bought my own feej, bought a dog, blah blah blah.

But anybody lookin' for a hot motor for a small race car could do a lot worse.

 

[Scab]

The drivetrain on her is good. Never abused her till I killed her. Regular maintenance, still got the records at home. And, this place is just down the road. I could even pick it up for you.

 

[fjrchooser]

And, this place is just down the road. I could even pick it up for you.

Sure what the hell, still has a left side :lol: Maybe the buyer should just have it shipped ?

 

[Scab]

Well, the ebay ad did say that it would be a good bike to export. :blink:

 

[Mike-H]

Like who you are....where you live.....who your married to.... :blink: .....& that last one will cost you big :grin: .....

"Oh, excuse me. I thought you were my wife," said the man as he release the woman's breast.

:blink: ...OK now I'm confused?.....

 

[Bearly Flying]

Uhmmm..... Mikey... A Breast is part of a Women's anatomy......

Hope that clears it up for you.