Candidate Faux Pas

[Ignacio]

Mea Culpa. In my nation-centric haste for this most hallowed of FJRForum.com holiday I failed to think about the large number of fellow North Americans north of the border.

If one hits <Ctrl>+<F5> to refresh your screen you will see that a 5th spoiler candidate has been added to the board. Hell, he's probably a more viable candidate than Ron Paul!

I hope that various tuque wears can enlighten the board about modern politics in the most northern part of the continent...including what the middle-latitude dwellers are doing to hose things for everybody.

Barack Obama

FJRForum.com Terrorist for the Day

P.S. I, admittedly, am not up on provincial politics...and if I should have chosen a different figurehead to represent the interest of the Great White North....feel free to ridicule me.

P.S.S. And, no....we're not going to have a Nunavik candidate....we gotta draw the line somewhere.

 

[FJRBluesman]

:crazy:

 

[Scab]

....feel free to ridicule me.

As if we needed an invitation. You should see the transcripts from EOM.

 

[Ignacio]

As if we needed an invitation. You should see the transcripts from EOM.

Really?

I was still waiting for my plaque for "EOMer of the Year". I thought it had gotten lost in the mail or sumthin'.

 

[ionbeam]

I just refreshed.

What's with the hands? Every picture. If they sit on their hands would they still be able to talk?

 

[Ignacio]

What's with the hands? Every picture. If they sit on their hands would they still be able to talk?

The truth is that to start the banner for this punk'd day...my graphic skills generally suck....and I stole the first three from an article at The Onion. It's didn't include Ron Paul...so by that point I had to seek out a consistent picture....and just lucked out with Stephen Harper. There aren't very many of him with moving hands....must be a Canadian thing.

 

[twowheelnut]

...must be a Canadian thing.

Hands are in the pockets of the Canadian populace and up the ass of several, very unhappy Canada Geese, too.

 

[Caba]

No, This is the appropriate Canadian Representative:

 

[Warchild]

Hell, he's probably a more viable candidate than Ron Paul!

**** that!

I *am* a ******* viable candidate!

And **** that Molsen-swilling Canuckian...... and the goat he rode in on.

And while we're at it, **** you, too.

I'd tell McCain to go **** himself, but with that fetus growing out of his neck/jaw, I think he's already ******.

I'd tell Hillary to go **** herself, but I think she might kick my ass. Have you seen the ankles on that sow-bitch? Would you want *your* ass to be kick by an ankle that huge?

:weirdsmiley:

 

[Ignacio]

Hell, he's probably a more viable candidate than Ron Paul!

**** that!

I *am* a ******* viable candidate!

Says the guy hopped up on microdots.

Hey, how's that NAFTA Superhighway going? I remember seeing you in the debates to one side of Johnny. Man you really made him shake his head when you actually uttered "Trilateral Commission" on national TV. I thought an alien was going to pop out of his fetus thingy and chew a hole in you.

 

[TriggerT]

Isn't Ron Paul from Rockford, IL. I think so, because if I go outside of my home town of Rockford, no one knows who the hell I am talking about. Ron who? I thought Regan died? Paul, as in Peter, Paul and Marry?

 

[Warchild]

I remember seeing you in the debates to one side of Johnny. I thought an alien was going to pop out of his fetus thingy and chew a hole in you.

All of America should fear this.

I mean, come on.... you want to elect this guy, and during the swearing-in ceremony, the alien pops out of his fetus neck-sac and starts rampaging on the Chief Justice?

**** no, we don't want that..... vote for ME, people! I mean, c'mon..... what are your other three options?

1) Fetus-Neck Boy and his Fundie friends? Shyeah, right!

2) Islamic Obama and his muslim buddies? Don't think so.

3) Hillary Clinton, her 50-lb ankles, and a voice that sounds like a shovel scrapping on concrete? Bleech!

See? I am the only reasonable candidate you have. I have appeal. Really. I even have appeal among the urban black community.... have you seen the signs I am going to hang in the ghettos next week?

 

[RadioHowie]

I remember seeing you in the debates to one side of Johnny. I thought an alien was going to pop out of his fetus thingy and chew a hole in you.

All of America should fear this.

I mean, come on.... you want to elect this guy, and during the swearing-in ceremony, the alien pops out of his fetus neck-sac and starts rampaging on the Chief Justice?

**** no, we don't want that..... vote for ME, people! I mean, c'mon..... what are your other three options?

1) Fetus-Neck Boy and his Fundie friends? Shyeah, right!

2) Islamic Obama and his muslim buddies? Don't think so.

3) Hillary Clinton, her 50-lb ankles, and a voice that sounds like a shovel scrapping on concrete? Bleech!

See? I am the only reasonable candidate you have. I have appeal. Really. I even have appeal among the urban black community.... have you seen the signs I am going to hang in the ghettos next week?

 

[Warchild]

Soup Sandwich!!!!!!!! :yahoo:

 

[FastJoyRide]

I leave this bored for a few hours and you hijack the only Canuckian thread that's running - even if was started by a Canuck wannabe from Warshington State.

Stevie-boy is a perfectly viable candidate for Prime Minister of the United States of Canada (new name for everything north of Mexico after y'all come crawling to join our country cause you got no dino juice or fresh water left)

**** you very much and enjoy your day!

 

[Fred W]

I leave this bored for a few hours and you hijack the only Canuckian thread that's running - even if was started by a Canuck wannabe from Warshington State.
Stevie-boy is a perfectly viable candidate for Prime Minister of the United States of Canada (new name for everything north of Mexico after y'all come crawling to join our country cause you got no dino juice or fresh water left)

**** you very much and enjoy your day!

Davey Boy,

Be vewwy, vewwy caweful, what you wish fow...

it might just come true!!

But one point of clarification... what the hell problem do you have with Mexicans?

 

[FJRBluesman]

No, This is the appropriate Canadian Representative:

RED GREEN FOR PRESIDENT!!!! U got my VOTE!!!

Oh wait he's a Canucklehead! Damn! We'll just have him sneak across the border, give him amnesty, then vote him into office! DONE! :blink:

 

[Auburn]

I remember seeing you in the debates to one side of Johnny. I thought an alien was going to pop out of his fetus thingy and chew a hole in you.

All of America should fear this.

I mean, come on.... you want to elect this guy, and during the swearing-in ceremony, the alien pops out of his fetus neck-sac and starts rampaging on the Chief Justice?

**** no, we don't want that..... vote for ME, people! I mean, c'mon..... what are your other three options?

1) Fetus-Neck Boy and his Fundie friends? Shyeah, right!

2) Islamic Obama and his muslim buddies? Don't think so.

3) Hillary Clinton, her 50-lb ankles, and a voice that sounds like a shovel scrapping on concrete? Bleech!

4) Billary - interns be vewwy carful...

See? I am the only reasonable candidate you have. I have appeal. Really. I even have appeal among the urban black community.... have you seen the signs I am going to hang in the ghettos next week?

There fixed it for you...and ... :****: you too! :lol:

 

[FastJoyRide]

Davey Boy,
Be vewwy, vewwy caweful, what you wish fow...

it might just come true!!

But one point of clarification... what the hell problem do you have with Mexicans?

No problem with Mexicans, but if we make them part of the USC then how can I go on foreign holidays in Mexico in the (non-FJR) Winter?