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[donaldb]

Hey look..............not a scratch!

 

[Scab]

This is what I get for doing my best "Vanna White" imitation whilst friends have cameras. :huh:

 

[C&C]

Oh, I thought he was showing the new 'monkey robot bike'. Can you tell I don't like the look of the dash.

 

[HaulinAshe]

Can you please hold that cue card farther back!

or...

Look at that hot chik behind me. I can see her reflection in the lens.

 

[Scab]

"See, it really does look like a monkey-robot. And after a few beers, the monkey will speak."

 

[twowheelnut]

"Hmmmm, thith bike will thertainly make my butt look thmaller. Pluth, I get to wear thothe chapths! Oh, how fabuluth!"

 

[dabayliner]

NOW HERE AT THE MOTORCYCLE MUSEUM WE HAVE A SPECIAL TREAT.

THIS IS A CLUTCH WHERE YOU SQUEEZE HERE AND LIFT THE THINGY DOWN ON THE LEFT SIDE WITH YOUR FOOT TO CHANGE GEARS.

NOT LIKE WE HAVE NOW WHERE YOU JUST THINK ABOUT SHIFTING AND THE COMPUTER TAKES CARE OF EVERYTHING ELSE. HOW "QUAINT" :wacko:

 

[user 2024]

See how easily I can lift this bike up. That is what happens when you can't get laid.

 

[donaldb]

Buzz Lightyear bike.................yea I resemble that remark!

 

[tstaff]

Jason;

Lift here to get this heavy pile of Sh!t off of me! :lol:

 

[juniorfjr]

Soo, after all these years of seeing pictures of your beautiful wife. Now this shot of you. I just don't understand what she was thinking. :lol:

 

[Scab]

Soo, after all these years of seeing pictures of your beautiful wife. Now this shot of you. I just don't understand what she was thinking. :lol:

Me neither. One of the great mysteries of life. I think she felt sorry for me.

 

[Wolfhound]

"Yes, I can levitate your bike."

 

[Rogue]

"Stand a little closer and I'll show you how this 'air-bag-manual-deploy' button works."

 

[Fencer]

drum roll please

PRESENTING KIDNEY STONE # 105!!!!

 

[feejer222]

Is it just me or.............?