"Well Hal, it's two frekles past a hair, time to shag butt and get out of here. It's the lowest place on earth and I'm really starting to feel pretty down about now."
Or...."Yea, back in World War II, I got my arm caught in some spokes on one of them German side cars trying to take out some croughts and just bout ripped it right off. It's got some really bad scars right there. Some locals came along and tried to fix it back up but didn't do a very good job. Only bad part is when ridin my FJR turning that twisty thingy on the right to make it go fast is a real bear. Only bummer is I get left behind all the time." .....PM. <>< :lol: