Cardiac Ablation UPDATE!

[Scab]

I had the cardiac ablation yesterday. (update to this THREAD) We woke at 4:00 A.M. and were at the hospital by 6:00 A.M. After all the associated preparation, I was in the O.R. at about 11:00 A.M. Everything went according to plan, with exception to the fact that Mr. Doctor Dude actually had to ablate the area in question four times. I was done at about 4:30 P.M. We were allowed to leave at 10:00 P.M., home by 11:00 P.M.

And from the TMI files...

All my prep work was done by females...including the shaving of the land down under. They were not without a sense of humor. I now have a pubic mohawk.

Should make for some interesting role-playing with the missus.

Geronimooooooo!

 

[wheatonFJR]

What? No pictures?

...of the Nurses!! :clapping:

 

[sonicspeed]

this thread is useless with pics of your nads.

glad everything went good

 

[luvtoride]

Hey David! So glad to hear that things went well. So, you'll be ready to ride soon?

Have lots of fun w/ role play, Heidi

 

[Scab]

Well, no pictures, but some interesting side notes:

While lying on the table of ablation, I battled my way through the medication to announce to my out-of-visual-range nurses that, "Hey, I gotta pee. Bad." Now, keep in mind that my hands were tied and I had three catheters inserted, and my head was turned into a sharp left-hander. Anyway, the nurse announced that she would take care of it. (This nurse was probably about 25, small build, brown hair.) Soon, she announced that she was ready and that I should "go ahead."

Then, though the fog of modern medicine, I realized: My wife is sitting in a room only feet from here, and a young woman is holding my crank in her hand...

and I can't feel a damn thing.

 

[FJRBluesman]

Scab - I'm sorry but this begs the question: Were you satisfied after the prep by the nurses, and did you pay for it? :lol:

 

[twowheelnut]

Dude, sumpin's wrong here. You had to have work done on your heart, but they shaved your nuts? Oh, wait... Alabama medicine. Never mind.

But seriously, I'm glad you made it through. Oh, and don't forget; lid's up. You'll prolly need to put it down from here on in.

:lol:

 

[Scab]

Dude, sumpin's wrong here. You had to have work done on your heart, but they shaved your nuts? Oh, wait... Alabama medicine. Never mind.
But seriously, I'm glad you made it through. Oh, and don't forget; lid's up. You'll prolly need to put it down from here on in.

:lol:

Just for you, my friend, I'm sending a special 8 x 10 glossy of the shave-job.

 

[twowheelnut]

Just for you, my friend, I'm sending a special 8 x 10 glossy of the shave-job.

I'll put it on the mantle. It will enliven an otherwise somber household. Thanks.

 

[spklbuk]

Scab, happy that all went as planned.

Hope you get back on the road soon.

Yep, pubic mohawk thing...way the hell and gone TMI !!

 

[evilmedic13]

Dude, sumpin's wrong here. You had to have work done on your heart, but they shaved your nuts? Oh, wait... Alabama medicine. Never mind.
But seriously, I'm glad you made it through. Oh, and don't forget; lid's up. You'll prolly need to put it down from here on in.

:lol:

Just for you, my friend, I'm sending a special 8 x 10 glossy of the shave-job.

Glad to hear you're doing well.

As far as the pic,no pun intended but I'm calling "Not a hair on your ***", or "Triple dog dare" if that's more familiar.

 

[Joe2Lmaker]

Oh, wait... Alabama medicine. Never mind.

:rofl: :rofl:

Scab, glad to hear everything went well.

(Even if you didn't feel it)

(going well that is)

 

[Grumpy]

Glad you were "fixed"! Are you old enough now to start comparing operations?.........probably not.

jim

 

[v65]

My wife is sitting in a room only feet from here, and a young woman is holding my crank in her hand...

Congratulations on the operation, recovery, and getting a 25 year old to hold your crank in front of your wife!

 

[evilmedic13]

Well, no pictures, but some interesting side notes:While lying on the table of ablation, I battled my way through the medication to announce to my out-of-visual-range nurses that, "Hey, I gotta pee. Bad." Now, keep in mind that my hands were tied and I had three catheters inserted, and my head was turned into a sharp left-hander. Anyway, the nurse announced that she would take care of it. (This nurse was probably about 25, small build, brown hair.) Soon, she announced that she was ready and that I should "go ahead."

Then, though the fog of modern medicine, I realized: My wife is sitting in a room only feet from here, and a young woman is holding my crank in her hand...

and I can't feel a damn thing.

Now you know how they feel. :lol:

 

[Mizz Bustanut]

My wife is sitting in a room only feet from here, and a young woman is holding my crank in her hand.

Gosh, awful drastic measure just to get away with somethin like that. :lol:

Glad all is well!! My sympathies to the wife.

:winksmiley:

 

[HaulinAshe]

Proof positive that just because you can get her to hold your crank, does NOT mean she can get the engine started.

Did they install a Datel voltmeter during the wiring job?

 

[Bustanut joker]

Geez woman! member the time you shaved my nutsack area? Didn't do a through enough job so the nurse hadta re-do it? Messed her up so bad she forgot the anesthetic prior to the knife... Damn I still remember that first cut!!!!!!! shitfuk damn!!!!

Glad to here everything went well Scab.

BTW I think we need a cardiac klub. Seems like it's becoming a common theme here.

:jester:

 

[twowheelnut]

Admin, clean-up on aisle 5! Hurry, please! TMI spilling all over the fookin' place!