CBA admissions

[sonicspeed]

ok i did the NAFO trip

longest ride i did was coming home ( a little over 900 miles) sunday

i bitched and whined about my ass hurting the entire trip

after the sunday ride i wound up with a 101 degree fever for 2 days ( 2 more days of lost work)

got home last monday afternoon and i still haven't touched my bike since then

do i qualify as a CBA member yet????? :blink:

edit: BTW i meant to post this yesterday

 

[dcarver]

First off, that scoundrel JB is barely hanging on to his own CBA membership after his last dally through the mountains while singing 'I feel pretty, oh so pretty!'.

Now then, about your CBA membership, Mr. SonicSpeed.

Let's break this ride down to elemental CBA requirements:

1. longest ride i did was coming home ( a little over 900 miles) Sunday
   • Uhhh, what? 900 miles? [SIZE=14pt]900 miles? [/SIZE][SIZE=24pt]900 miles?[/SIZE]
     
     
     CBA violation #1, exceeding 200 miles in a 24 hour time period. Penalty applied is 1.5x your original CBA entry fee. All penalties must be paid prior to full reinstatement as an outstanding member of the CBA community.
     
     
     
     
2. Truly unfortunate you felt the need for the mighty-fine-9 as you had so many other wonderful CBA attributes exhibited on this ride:
   • i bitched and whined about my ass hurting the entire trip
     Excellent!
     
     
     
     
3. after the sunday ride i wound up with a 101 degree fever for 2 days ( 2 more days of lost work)
   
   
   
   
4. Again, well done! Finding any excuse to not work are true hall marks of the CBA membership.
   
   

got home last monday afternoon and i still haven't touched my bike since then

• On the right track! If you don't wash it, it looks like you actually rode it. Of course, 900 miles worth of bugs are easily discerned by this CBA prez.
  
  
  
  

edit: BTW i meant to post this yesterday

• Love it! Procrastination is truly valued! Why do today what you can put off until mañana?

Given the extenuating circumstances associated with your ride, Mr. SonicSpeed, the CBA decision remains to assess you a 1.5x financial penalty based upon your initial CBA entry fee. Please make the the check payable to dcarver, CBA president. All funds will be used for the yearly party.
Upon further review, I see you have yet to make payment on your CBA membership? What up wid dat? Hey, 1.5 x 0 = 0? Hey, is there a conspiracy going on here?

 

[sonicspeed]

the check is in the mail

really

no honestly really

edit: if it helps any the only reason i did the 900 was because my wife called and said she was horny errr um anxious

 

[Ari Rankum]

edit: if it helps any the only reason i did the 900 was because my wife called and said she was horny errr um anxious

What?!?!?! She called you, TOO.

(kisses)

 

[sonicspeed]

edit: if it helps any the only reason i did the 900 was because my wife called and said she was horny errr um anxious

What?!?!?! She called you, TOO.

(kisses)

well damn

if you had been a little faster she would not have called me and caused me to incur the 1.5 penalties on my CBA membership

sheeeesshhhh