ghost
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A crusty old FJR rider, with bugs all over his "stitch", goes into a tavern in the counrty one Spring day.
Inside, behind the bar is an exceptionally attractive young lady.
A sign hanging over the bar says :
Cheeseburger - $3.95
Chicken Sandwich - $4.95
Steak Sandwich - $5.95
Hand Job - $ 20.00
After checking his wallet, he walks up to the young lady and asks her if she is the one who gives the hand jobs ?
"Yes " ,she purrs ," I am ", looking at him knowingly.
" Well, wash your hands ", he says." I want a cheeseburger ".
Inside, behind the bar is an exceptionally attractive young lady.
A sign hanging over the bar says :
Cheeseburger - $3.95
Chicken Sandwich - $4.95
Steak Sandwich - $5.95
Hand Job - $ 20.00
After checking his wallet, he walks up to the young lady and asks her if she is the one who gives the hand jobs ?
"Yes " ,she purrs ," I am ", looking at him knowingly.
" Well, wash your hands ", he says." I want a cheeseburger ".
