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From the 'Learn From Others' Mistakes' file...

"Sir, do you know what I clocked you at?"

"Um, no officer. I was trying to re-enter my position in the group for our club ride. I wasn't paying attention to the gauges."

"You were well in excess of 100 MPH and you made an unsafe lane change."

:blink:

Long and short... I ran a block on a car that split the group allowing the group to reunite. Then, I sped up in the open right hand lane to resume my place in line. Problem was that a Motor LEO that was zapping folks while laying in wait in the center median had gotten bored and decided to move. Well, we had put a couple of miles on from his stationary position and I didn't think that he could have caught up so fast - the boy was movin', yo. Even though I checked my six left I didn't head check left cuz I was going into the right lane. He was in my blind spot.

Anyway, when he saw me speed up, he zipped through the group, followed briefly to get my speed and then without lights or siren pulled up beside me on the left as I'm beginning my left hand merge. I didn't see him, nor was I aware of his presence until he was right up to me - which gave my sphincter an automatic clench. I guess he thought I was trying to run into him, because he put on a gnarly blocking move that shunted me over to the shoulder - I was full on the brakes trying to slow as fast as he was. We damn near hit.

Needless to say, Johnny Law was none to pleased with my bonehead maneuver, but accepted my apology and my explanation and gave me a 20 MPH Special-Sale-Today-Only-Discount to 15 over and waived the lane change charge. After the good man had returned my papers and handed me my invoice for additional road use taxes, he then proceeded to lecture me on safe lane change procedures. I bit my tongue to keep from giving him the what-for about his lame-*** dangerous move to pull me over. :glare: He also asked why I sped when my radar detector should have alerted me to his presence as he leaves his radar on while holstered. "Simple," I said. "It didn't pick you up."

My bad for speeding, my bad for not being aware of everything that was going on around me and I'll take my lump and go off to traffic school, but I'll keep a keener eye for Johnny Law at my six and put a lot less faith in Mr. Escort (this was the first time it let me down).

 
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Bummer!!! Sorry to hear about your paper work...I know I am long over due for one. Knock on wood...I won't be next.

I've Been lucky!!

 
Well, I would like to make fun of you but, no. Been there, done that. In fact, had "the man" been out today, he would have feasted on our little group ride. So, all I can say is: sorry, bro.

 
Aw, why you didn't you just downshift and pin the throttle? I'm sure you could've made the cut on World's Wildest Police Videos.... :blink:

 
Damn, dude, that's like two moving violations and a near hood ornament in what, a month? You need to photochop a pic of Dep. Fife onto your DL, maybe they'll give you some professional coutesy. Either that or they'll take you off the streets for a while.

I've been feelin' real geechy about shenanigans since WFO. I have about 20,000 straight and consistently law-breakin' miles on and my luck bar is flashing on reserve! That and the FJR buddies are being swatted like flies by the local LEO's. It's almost not fun anymore.

Bags off?

 
He also asked why I sped when my radar detector should have alerted me to his presence as he leaves his radar on while holstered. "Simple," I said. "It didn't pick you up."
Surely you don't think a cop would lie about a thing like that just to make you lose confidence in your radar detector do you? The self rightous lecturing is always the hardest part <_<

 
He also asked why I sped when my radar detector should have alerted me to his presence as he leaves his radar on while holstered. "Simple," I said. "It didn't pick you up."
So we could say your Escort service left you a bit limp?

 
Damn, dude, that's like two moving violations and a near hood ornament in what, a month? You need to photochop a pic of Dep. Fife onto your DL, maybe they'll give you some professional coutesy. Either that or they'll take you off the streets for a while.
I've been feelin' real geechy about shenanigans since WFO. I have about 20,000 straight and consistently law-breakin' miles on and my luck bar is flashing on reserve! That and the FJR buddies are being swatted like flies by the local LEO's. It's almost not fun anymore.

Bags off?
Bags on. So much for my bagger theory, eh? Fife would be of no help. :(

He also asked why I sped when my radar detector should have alerted me to his presence as he leaves his radar on while holstered. "Simple," I said. "It didn't pick you up."
Surely you don't think a cop would lie about a thing like that just to make you lose confidence in your radar detector do you? The self rightous lecturing is always the hardest part <_<
Nope. Dude was speaking the truth. Power light on the gun was showing green. :(

He also asked why I sped when my radar detector should have alerted me to his presence as he leaves his radar on while holstered. "Simple," I said. "It didn't pick you up."
So we could say your Escort service left you a bit limp?
Now that comment deserves to go down in FJRForum.com's 'Legendary Comments' thread! :lol: :good:

 
Well, an unfortunate club we entered. My crossing the double yellow cost me $179, and I drive a little more mellow. TC, I had 20k on the FJR when I got my first ticket in over 19 years.

 
He doesn't need radar if he's pacing you. That's why they still have "Certified" labels on the speedo. He's just having fun giving you doubt as to the Escorts capabilities.

 
Close encounter with the law for yours truly, too.

Early morning on Highway 28 heading South to 74 to meet up with Brazos Parker and Mike-H in Asheville, NC. Roads are pretty near deserted and the sky is blue.

Jim's (aka VMax-03) FJR and my HD are chomping at the bit in the last downhill miles before the junction. At the stop sign we go through the motions of coming to a standstill before we turn into 74.

The next thing I know there's a strobe Christmas tree in my mirrors and a Trooper wants to see our licenses.

Speeding and failure to observe a stop sign. Uh-oh, this could be expensive. :blink:

But the LEO gives us stern looks, our licenses back and two warnings.

Thank God for Jim's gray hair and my lack thereof. And thank you Trooper X. He probably owns a bike himself and wishes he could tag along on this glorious mountain morning...

Stef

 
Your only hope in a pull-over is to pray he/she is a biker and is easily distracted. That saved me on my last one. We stood on the side of the road talking bikes for 40 minutes. Somewhere in there, he forgot to write the ticket. (clocked 72 in a 35)

 
So we could say your Escort service left you a bit limp?
As every good escort should leave one. And snoring....
In which case, maybe it's more appropriate to say his Escort's service left him hard up on the side of the road, and wondering what he blew his money on...?
I, for one, hope he never does figure out what he blew his money on. I mean, as long as it's just the motorcop, there's room for denial. Imagine if it were the motorcop, the construction worker, and the Indian? He'd snap. Pretty soon,he'd be smuggling sausages and redecorating living rooms. But his bike would be clean.

 
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I got to the garage this morning, donned my gear, straddled the seat, twisted the key and thumbed the starter. Next, I switched the key off, dismounted, pulled my gear off and jumped into the cage and drove to work.

Yesterday really, really put me off to motorcycling.

Then, I pop in here and see Toe's, Groo's and Ari's humorous snippets. I'm going for a fast ride out on 150 as soon as I finish reading page 2 of my unread posts. Thanks guys! Youz da bestest!

Rad, he wasn't yanking my chain... When I fired up he was still idling there waiting for a response on his radio or sumpin' and when my Escort finished booting up, it went nutso on the ka band. His radar had not been fiddled with...

 
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