Chronic Marine Syndrome (CMS)

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Chronic Marine Syndrome (CMS.) This condition affects men and women of all ages. Symptoms to look for are:

1. Pride in oneself and the organization they represent.

2. A strong willingness to put in extra attention to detail to get the job done.

3. May wear articles of Marine clothing; T-shirts, jackets, watches, well into their 80's.

4. Will not hesitate to stand up or put their hand over their heart, or even salute when the National Anthem is played.

5. Does not succumb easily to political correctness.

6. Is sure of who they are.

7. Is often either respected or hated by others, due to their abilities and talents.

8. Will donate toys to needy kids at Christmas.

9. Some have been known to wear their hair in a high and tight well into their 90's.

10. Will look you in the eye when talking to you.

11. Will give you a firm handshake.

12. Knows what honor, courage and commitment mean.

13. Can usually be found in some type of leadership position in whatever organization they work for.

14. Will often regard their drill instructors with the same respect as their parents.

15. Often found in either law enforcement or various professions.

16. Is extremely thorough at what they do.

17. Does not wear a bunch of patches to adorn their uniform. Their title of Marine is often sufficient.

18. Often arrives at work earlier than expected. If they wear a shirt and tie in their job, you might see the tie clip between the third and fourth button centered.

19. Had spent time training at one of two places; Parris Island or San Diego.

20. May be able to field strip their rifle, up to 60 years after leaving active duty.

21. Can recite the nomenclature of the M1, M14 or M16.

22. May often have his pencils sharpened to a perfect precision point.

23. Will not back down from a fight.

Other symptoms include willingness to take on a challenge and maintaining a positive attitude in the face of adversity.

Yes, CMS is real, and very hard to treat. The person with this condition often utters phrases such as Once a Marine always a Marine, or OooooRah. Some may even say Semper Fi on many occasions. It is best if you know someone with this condition to just leave them be. These people tend to be fiercely loyal to the Marine Corps.

Folks, this condition, although not curable can be treated. Some successful treatments have included;

1. Frequent visits to the base where the last served or looking at their Marine memorabilia

2. Get them around other Marines to help them flourish. They need other Marines who have shared the same experiences.

3. Have them get memberships in organizations such as the Marine Corps League, The Marine Corps Association, Together We Served or have them join Leatherneck.com <https://leatherneck.com/> .

4. Some may require extra special attention such as buying items from grunt.com <https://grunt.com/> or watching movies about the Marine Corps, this is only natural and nothing to be afraid of.

Whatever you do, remember that Chronic Marine Syndrome must be managed carefully. For example: In Michigan, a young man attempted to mug a Marine Korean War veteran who had advanced stages of chronic Marine Syndrome. It wasn't pretty! The mugger was severely beaten and required multiple stitches.

Remember folks, Chronic Marine Syndrome is real, while there may not be a cure, we can live with it.

Any questions, please see your local Marine, or go to 1-800-IMA-Marine for more information.

Thank you for your time.

Warning: Risks of Chronic Marine Syndrome may include a severe ass whippin' to those who attempt to start a fight with Marines. Remember not everyone gets this condition; onset often occurs after being given the title Marine, since a select few earn this title, not everyone will develop CMS.

Classification: UNCLASSIFIED

Caveats: NONE

 
When your right, your right, I would rather hire a former active duty Marine, than anyone.

 
Kinda funny, a good friend just passed away. 3 months past his 90th, and a Marine to the core. He was on Iwo Jima and was close enough to see the now famous flag raising. And the last line of his obituary, " Semper Fi " Godspeed, Ken.

 
I'm not afflicted with...Semper Fi...CMS. I just like things in...OOH RAH...order.

Can I plead the 5th???

 
Any questions, please see your local Marine, or go to 1-800-IMA-Marine for more information.
Got voicemail... don't know if I can make it until tomorrow morning... need treatment now...

or watching movies about the Marine Corps, this is only natural and nothing to be afraid of.
Full Metal Jacket playing now, R. Lee Ermey is good...

 
Saw one of your Jarheaded brethren do something neat today.

I was outside walking off my lunch at the airport where I work, when an AV-8 Harrier appeared in the pattern. Executed a slow fly-by and flew a tight pattern.

On the second approach, he slowed to a perfect hover abeam the Tower, as if atop a pole. Made a smooth pirouette, 360-degree pivot about a point, retracted the gear, accelerated and climbed out at a 45 degree angle and turned downwind at 10,000 ft. and was gone.

Pretty cool! If you can do something like that, then why not?

I have to say I appreciate you Marines, even tho I'm a Naval Air vet!

 
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