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fossilrider

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Dog for sale. Eats anything and is fond of children.

Stock up and save! Limit one to a customer.

For sale: Antique desk suitable for lady with thick

legs and large drawers.

Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be

willing to travel.

Three-year-old teacher needed for preschool.

Experience preferred.

Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head

illusion. Salary and Blue Cross.

We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it

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Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.

Vacation special: Have your home exterminated. Get rid

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Toaster: A gift that every member of the family

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For Rent: Six room hated apartment.

We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in

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Man, honest, will take anything.

Used cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here

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New mufflers installed free. Or, do it yourself and

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If any piece proves defective, it will be replaced

with one of equal quality.

Wanted: Bookkeeper, to keep two sets of books.

At this price, these TV sets won't last long.

All the chicken you can eat. This is the same

delicious chicken we have been serving for the past

five years.

 
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