fossilrider
Well-known member
"CLASSIC" CLASSIFIEDS
Illiterate? Write today for help.
Auto Repair Service. Try us once, you'll never go
anywhere again.
Dog for sale. Eats anything and is fond of children.
Stock up and save! Limit one to a customer.
For sale: Antique desk suitable for lady with thick
legs and large drawers.
Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be
willing to travel.
Three-year-old teacher needed for preschool.
Experience preferred.
Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head
illusion. Salary and Blue Cross.
We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it
carefully by hand.
Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.
Vacation special: Have your home exterminated. Get rid
of aunts.
Toaster: A gift that every member of the family
appreciates. Automatically burns toast.
For Rent: Six room hated apartment.
We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in
your home for $1.
Man, honest, will take anything.
Used cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here
first.
Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops!
And now, the Superstore - unequalled in size,
unmatched in variety, unrivalled inconvenience.
'CLASSIFIED HUMOUR'
New mufflers installed free. Or, do it yourself and
save up to 30 per cent.
If any piece proves defective, it will be replaced
with one of equal quality.
Wanted: Bookkeeper, to keep two sets of books.
At this price, these TV sets won't last long.
All the chicken you can eat. This is the same
delicious chicken we have been serving for the past
five years.
Illiterate? Write today for help.
Auto Repair Service. Try us once, you'll never go
anywhere again.
Dog for sale. Eats anything and is fond of children.
Stock up and save! Limit one to a customer.
For sale: Antique desk suitable for lady with thick
legs and large drawers.
Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be
willing to travel.
Three-year-old teacher needed for preschool.
Experience preferred.
Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head
illusion. Salary and Blue Cross.
We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it
carefully by hand.
Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.
Vacation special: Have your home exterminated. Get rid
of aunts.
Toaster: A gift that every member of the family
appreciates. Automatically burns toast.
For Rent: Six room hated apartment.
We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in
your home for $1.
Man, honest, will take anything.
Used cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here
first.
Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops!
And now, the Superstore - unequalled in size,
unmatched in variety, unrivalled inconvenience.
'CLASSIFIED HUMOUR'
New mufflers installed free. Or, do it yourself and
save up to 30 per cent.
If any piece proves defective, it will be replaced
with one of equal quality.
Wanted: Bookkeeper, to keep two sets of books.
At this price, these TV sets won't last long.
All the chicken you can eat. This is the same
delicious chicken we have been serving for the past
five years.